Craig David

Hmm.... Just me and Sarah in the exclusive, popular-on-the-forum-but-still-have-a-life 200-400 category I see. I always thought her and I could have a sort of... thing... you know.... it'd work... me and her.... her with her firm young body and model looks and me with my passion for the bizarre. :rofl:

Look folks, I think it's best if I do the jokes round here. ;)

Lol - I was just trying to water down the hating! :rofl:

Thanks mods! :bow: See, they're not just there for the nasty things like a blocked drain! :D

:) Krabi (pronounced 'grab-eee' NOT 'craby'!) in Thailand.

Here's a few 'gloaters' from my last holiday - including Mrs Craig David in a bikini! :eek: :slap:

I definitely put it as an option originally. I asked for seven options and spelt out the last one phonetically in an amusing way ('over a faaasand'). It must have disappeared into the ether or something. 'Ow queer!

I think 'bear' is a gay term. It's not a 'all the lads together in the sauna' trip is it Chris? :rofl: I'm not one to listen to rumours but.... no smoke without fire as they say :x:

Oops. there was meant to be an option for over a thousand - I put it on - honest! Can one of the mods add it?

352 for me in total since I joined. Is that low or high? Am I popular or have other people sent / received thousands? How many have you sent/received in total?

I noticed the boxes get quite warm - almost hot. Is this normal or have I mounted them too near the engine / fan? Any idea anyone?

It looks like it's smoking a joint! :nana2:

Isn't "trick" the verb (slang, US) for a prostitute shagging a punter?

There's a positive attitude for you Si! I have to say Hooched up slappers with those little red devil horns on always does it for me. I dunno if that makes me some sort of wierdo but there it is.

The one on the right is next to the fuse box. The one of the left is turned through 90 degrees and just infront of / to the right of the alarm siren.

AndyZ - http://www.supercarparts.co.uk often has the odd one or two I think - ones in good condition are quite rare.

You're always off on holiday with that foxy little piece. I'm jealous. I should get a divorce too. ;)

Si, Si, Si.... you need to be more 'glass half full'! At Haloween I put on the wife's suspenders and underwear and make up and open the door like that to the trick-or-treaters. I say: "Trick or treat? Well come in my little pretties. I have a special treat for you", and they never come back. (except one girl - she's come back every week for the last two years ;) )

Have a top day Greg - on a Friday too you lucky chap! Good pic finding Shrimpy! :bow:

Shame she can't transform herself 10 years younger with bigger jugs.

PMSL! I should think all £600 Calibras will be sheds.

I never manage to get 70 litres in it though. I did 380 miles on a tank once, the fuel light had been on for 20 miles and I still only put in about 62 litres.

My NA does about 20 round town, 30 on a gentle run, about 25 average in all.

99s IMHO. Look better plus you're less likely to have wiring / other issues with genuine Nissan parts.

I think the PCD is the same and the centre bore too. Not sure about offset. Plus the 300 needs wider tyres than the 200SX obviously.