Craig David

I think due to historic laws, they do. Only certain cambridge Colleges can legally serve them to eat. But I suspect pikeys do too. :smash:

You both say that but I think you secretly like the idea of us guys manfuly attacking a swan. It's like probably like something out of a Mills & Boon book to your simple female minds. ;) "Melanie sighed as BantamBunny lifted the broom handle over his head, his masculine chest glinting in the late evening sun. As he bought the broom handle down on its neck her heart gave a little flutter - he WAS 'the one' " etc :rofl:

I'd enjoy it - but I don't think she would with what I have in mind. ;)

LOL - excellent

She said it'd have to be a joint to do you. :p

I did that with Kerry McFadden, then drover her around in the boot of my Sierra and she gave blokes tit ****s for a ciggy.

I think one's been seeing my Mrs behind my back. :smash:

They say a swan can break your arm. And they are a large, aggresive bird. What weaponry would you want to attack one with little / no fear of loosing?

Ok, more like an albatross. ;)

Not literally. I'm just amazed - 5000 posts. :nana2: I only came here to find out a bit about some auld Datsun. Either I must be the font of all knowledge now - or need to get a life. Anyway, can anyone lend me £20 to mend the shed. I can pay you back when I get a postal order from Australia. :smash:

CL500 is the gentleman's choice of Merc. £20K for a 2001 plater - naturally aspirated 5L V8, S-class platform. VERY nice interior. Stifler's mum had one in American Pie II. The little sporty ones are a bit 'yoo-hoo' / "friends of Dorothy" for me.;)

According to the DSS records he's in York..... and Leeds and Stockport and Liverpool ;)

Cheers Dave :bow:

Some maybe internet search engine spiders.

I was (and still am) a huge fan of Lene Nystrom from Aqua. Kind of wierd - in the head if not to look at.

Ohhhh... 'The Boof' - totaly foxy but not wierd.

About average .... for Brazilian Tapir ;)

Oohhhh.. harder please :xxx: ;) :p

Good one - quite odd but definitely worth bending one in! :smash:

I have an unusually big penis ;)

Or they've both been on the glue and meths ;)

No way can some auld datsun do a nine without fairly serious mods. Now me in my Hillman Imp - that would be a different story... ;)

The machine's not so clever it can recognise the lead pound coins I make in the garage though. ;)

I've thought a lot about this. My mate always used to just throw his coppers out of a window and him mum would go and pick them up. I guess it depends how much you value an hour of your time. For me coppers go in a big pot. But I do wonder if I should just drop them on the street. I don't though because I'm very tight!

He'll be bumming the all the X-Factor 16-24 year olds :x: