Craig David

Shyte mate - sorry to hear that. Hope most of it can get replaced without too much grief. Her home contents insurance may well cover some of it if she hasn't thought of that.

I think a couple of forum members Zeds have got close to or run in the 11s in the past. Chunk and at least one other I think.

I don't think 15.8 is brilliant for an NA - like I said it was my first run. But I don't think it was bad to be honest. An Almera is a lot lighter than a Zed. And times at Santa Pod tend to be 0.2-0.4 seconds higher than runways with grippy concrete - the Pod's all rubbery and slippery.

I went a while ago in my (standard) NA and did a 15.8 on my 1st run.

Ouch - oh well, at least you know Mickey'll sort it for you.

I'm not in the South East region but I think you'd be great for the job - go for it.

LOL Is that really Stephen Fry?

:slap:

LOL Post her a photocopy of your penis and some of your pubic hair. Female celebrities love that. ;)

Careful .... he'll whip out his little truncheon. ;)

Careful...I think StellaZ is a copper. :tongue:

Ohhh.. nice one Mowgs. She's not exactly bizarre but I'd do her. ;)

I think we have the same tobbacconist..... and jeweller if you compare the pics closely.

lol :dance:

Could I keep one in the boot of my Hillman Imp and pimp her out giving titty vvanks for a fiver? ;)

I wish I knew all the facts

I think Cliff Richard has one. And the Queen Mum used to.

You've probably seen it - but this is me...

Imagine a parallel universe where everything is the same except the highest life form is hammers. If infinity is real, then it must be out there some where. :dance:

I'd better get a couple of cans down me sharpish.

PMSL! Renton ... Bring me a fookin cigarette down... and the fookin bag It was fukking obvious that **** was going to fukk some ****.

I don't think it is - probably a blessing to be honest. It was in Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2. And some others I think.

No one's going anywhere unless I can have a pint too

LOL - I liked that old one FunkySi dug up when Richard was using some old Men Behaving Badly lines and making out they were his. :x:

LOL - good one Hunni