Craig David

Stop it you little tease, you're just making me worse. :x: :xxx:

Good thinking mate. You can just make out cars on google earth.....

Who needs on-line dating when I have some inexpensive binoculars, a clear view of a girls' sixth form college and trouers with a loose waist band. :dance:

Years ago he was my faithful henchman. Now I'm his snitch and he's muscling in on me whan I'm making moves on the fancy women. Ok, another 5000 posts it is. I'll get back to you shortly. Just don't tell the wife. :x:

A friend worked on a TV show with her once. He was unimportant and she was the 'big star'. He said she was a real snobby bitch. Mind you, that'd make me want to sleep with her even more. ;) Foxy bitch... :dance: :dance:

Posh totty - always does it for me. :dance:

Yes, I wouldn't drive far like that. Get it to the nearest place with a ramp - a tyre fitting centre or somewhere you can have a look at it. Sounds like something's bent. If they say it's ok to drive, get it to a specialist. Zen Garage are excellent. f they're too busy, I'd try Whifbitz in Enfield. Not Zed specialists but good with most imports and not too far away. AndyZ (Supercarparts, Thetford) will probably be able to get the parts you need from a car he's breaking. Or someone else on here can possibly do the same.

Aw balls - I thought I was in there and Stella with his fancy northern ways and readily revealed arse has nipped in and stolen my big chance.

I always fanied Katie Hill. Not the fittest woman out there but always well presented and smilie and fun. Went off her when she said she was a Christian / no sex before marriage blah blah blah, frigid witch, dashing all my dreams!

:bow: Great idea. If the rest of them won't you and me can anyway. :dance:

Is that the two tone Zed? You're a lucky man if so - that was one of my favourite Zeds. The new name does have a whiff of Fiat Uno about it though...

I'm alowed my first mid week drink tonight so I'll be getting some extra strong, organic scrumpy down me (once I've finished working!)

I guess rules are rules and are there for a reason (not that I've ever read them :x: ) Hopefully it'll all sort itself out and everyone'll be ok and happy again. We never seem to solve anything with these threads about banning and policy etc. Anyway, I'm waffling now. I'll stop sticking me oar in. Least said, soonest mended etc. :duffer:

BantamB - I don't think anyone was having a go at you, mate. Sounds like you've done great work on the video. I like the 'non Zed related' posts and make the odd one myself ;) I thought this was about the banning of Chunk and it's got a bit off-topic.

I love mine - it's cos I live in a hard water area. If I wash normally the car ends up covered in water marks. The Flash thing gets rid of them. That Cost Cutter deal sounds good - it's the refils that cost the money.

Lol - that's the one the gay guys like - as seen on 'Queer as Folk'! My brother in law has one though - pretty capable off-road.

Lol - he didn't like that! But I see your point Drifty - it is a bit cruel.

I got an aerosol made up to a Nissan paint code by Brown Brothers (national chain I think) in the past. It was spot on if expensive (£13 odd ?)

Have to agree with Dave here. Non-Zed related chat is fine in the non-related forum. But that's not the issue. The issue is the banning of Chunk. I think Chunk has put so much time into this club in the past and helped make it what it is it's mad to ban him.

You're always very welcome Hunni. Although I am old enough to be your father ... or perhaps a very, VERY close uncle! :x:

:bow: Send them all to the David boudoir!

You little tease! I was well up for that! :dance: :headvswal ;)