Craig David

It'd be a shame if they pulled the plug on it. Yes it has quite a few Scoobys and Evos but so does the Japanese car scene. Although Japanese Performance is the best car mag for the fan of Japanese cars IMHO. ;)

Touch wood mate, hope it'll be ok. I took mine to my local 'F1 Auto centre' once. They tried to put it on their ramp but the front bumper was too low and hit it - crunch - so they reversed and tried again - crunch - and again - crunch. I took it back from them and never went back.

Lol - gggggrrrrrrRRRRRRRRROOARR! Squeak.

As deina ferkle peni in diyna bardahosen?

Frenum, PA and guishe. Don't tell Hunnipie though or she'll get all excited. ;)

Anyone speaking to you has to be as quiet as a church mouse - because they can't get a work in! :tongue: If a yound lady wants to show me her rose, she should feel free to do so. ;)

We've had a few threads like this of late and, to be honest, very little gets resolved - they often seem to make things worse. I think that's why some people would rather dilute the anger with light hearted nonsense. Anyway, I have nothing but love and respect for everyone on here - but I'm off for my tea now. Catch you all later!

It was good while it lasted though! I could tell you were excited. I was excited. The online sexual frisson. We had a rapport as electric as Lovejoy and Lady Jane. Could you do a couple more :slap: and :xxx: signs for me please :smash:

I never tried to cheer anyone up - just angling for a bunk-up.

Sorry hunni - confession time - I made it all up - stole the pictures from google etc etc I'm a scrawny, untattooed nerd typing on a laptop in the spare room. I hope you still think I'm hot though! :x: :dance: :tongue:

Curse my fat fingers - although if I was a lesbian, I'd be well hung! ;)

Dave, I did suggest that bans be recorded somewhere paid up memebers could se (ie who banned who and why and for how long) at JAE AGM 2006. I don't kow if it came to pass though.

That's what they called it - Tiger Penis wine. These lads in the Snake Head Gang said it was the stuff to drink. There's no piss in it (I think!(

Oh yes, it must have been them I met them on holiday when I got it done. Lovely chaps. Very enthusuastic. I should show you the one I had on another holiday when I was drinking tiger penis wine with these chinese guys who called themselves a 'Snake Head Gang'. It's huge with all carp and dragons. Lovely chaps though, just lovely!

Do we get to see your rose then ;)

What is MS13? I'm a member of the local light opera society if that's any good?

I'll show them to you at next JAE ;)

And my front:

Tattoo plans look good. This is mine just after it was done - my mum when mad when she saw it :eek:

True, it's me and Stella running the show now. If there's any trouble he shows the offenders a picture of his arse.

I don't like to make a big deal of it but I'm basically running the place still, yes. :dance:

It's like the 60s in here tonight!

Is that code for something? ;)

She's a sexy bitch, she's Connie Huq, She likes to drink it mostly when it's coagulated in a cup! :dance: (is that libellous technically?)

Ding-dong! I'll prepare the jacuzzi and the Rococo Suite.