Anyone gonna bolt the doors and turn all the lights off then? B4stards. :mac1:

 

Actually, the little buggers never usually come to our road...prolly cause they know it's full of misserable chunts like me. :rofl:

Fook, I'm ok, we have a lock on the garden gate LOL

hate em they are best outside the shops, penny for the ar5ing guy, an old tesco bag full of litter and a mask!

 

WHAT PARENTS LET YOUNG CHILDREN BEG ON THE STREETS?? IF THEY GOT KIDNAPPED THE PARENTS WONDER WHY!!

I will make sure we are out that night, however they do tend to start a day or 2 early around here. They tend to have a much older sibling or a parent standing by but I totally disagree with it. Makes it a bit diffucult when they know who I am and knock and call me by name and ask me if I like their costume, and can they dress up my dog and take him with them. LOL

cant believe parents let their children knock on peoples doors they dont know nowadays. its to dangerous.in america the whole street or community get involved as a big party. its all done properly. but here the parents dont give a s***. they kick the kids out and tell them to go ponceing for money. spoils it for the people who want to make a good night for the kids. i say ban halloween. ban the ponces. all it does is cause damage to peoples property ( zeds ) f***ing chav ponces.

sorry, rant over. lol

Ban Christmas too while you're at it! :duffer:

Ban Christmas too while you're at it! :duffer:

i agree si unless someone buys me something for my zed. lol.

Ban Christmas too while you're at it! :duffer:

 

:D

Si, Si, Si.... you need to be more 'glass half full'!

 

 

At Haloween I put on the wife's suspenders and underwear and make up and open the door like that to the trick-or-treaters.

 

I say: "Trick or treat? Well come in my little pretties. I have a special treat for you", and they never come back. (except one girl - she's come back every week for the last two years ;) )

when did you sign it then?

 

the sex offenders register? ;)

 

 

 

 

Si, Si, Si.... you need to be more 'glass half full'!

 

 

At Haloween I put on the wife's suspenders and underwear and make up and open the door like that to the trick-or-treaters.

 

I say: "Trick or treat? Well come in my little pretties. I have a special treat for you", and they never come back. (except one girl - she's come back every week for the last two years ;) )

 

At Haloween I put on the wife's suspenders and underwear and make up and open the door like that to the trick-or-treaters.

 

 

Yeah bollocks, you do that all year round. Everyone knows you're 'Edwina' at weekends.

You miserable old barstewards! :rofl:

 

I'll be going to check out all the laydeeez in fancy dress in town, tuesday is a good cheap night out round here too :duffer: LOL

That way I'm out for the trick or treaters and might get a treat of my own later on ;) :rofl:

You miserable old barstewards! :rofl:

 

I'll be going to check out all the laydeeez in fancy dress in town, tuesday is a good cheap night out round here too :duffer: LOL

That way I'm out for the trick or treaters and might get a treat of my own later on ;) :rofl:

 

 

:shock: pervert!! :rofl:

You miserable old barstewards! :rofl:

 

I'll be going to check out all the laydeeez in fancy dress in town, tuesday is a good cheap night out round here too :duffer: LOL

That way I'm out for the trick or treaters and might get a treat of my own later on ;) :rofl:

 

You'll meet an ugly old hag dressed as a beautiful woman, she'll 'trick' you and when you're not looking, she'll cut your penis off with a rusty bread knife!

 

You miserable old barstewards! :rofl:

 

I'll be going to check out all the laydeeez in fancy dress in town, tuesday is a good cheap night out round here too :duffer: LOL

That way I'm out for the trick or treaters and might get a treat of my own later on ;) :rofl:

 

 

There's a positive attitude for you Si!

 

 

I have to say Hooched up slappers with those little red devil horns on always does it for me.

 

I dunno if that makes me some sort of wierdo but there it is.

Isn't "trick" the verb (slang, US) for a prostitute shagging a punter?

:shock: pervert!! :rofl:

 

I'll show you my perversions some time little girl :rofl:

There's a positive attitude for you Si!

 

 

I have to say Hooched up slappers with those little red devil horns on always does it for me.

 

I dunno if that makes me some sort of wierdo but there it is.

 

Got to make the most of our traditions I say! :hyper: :rofl:

Horny devils... :p LOL

I'll show you my perversions some time little girl :rofl:

 

 

less of the little you wouldnt know where to start novice boy!!

less of the little you wouldnt know where to start novice boy!!

 

How wrong you are! :rofl:

Trick or treat is awsome, or was when I was a kid, and no its not beggin.

 

"Can I have a BJ Pleeeeeease" now thats beggin.

 

ChrisC goes "guy'ing" all the time, with the occasional Doggin and a lot of Assing = generaly up his though.

Trick or treat is awsome, or was when I was a kid, and no its not beggin.

 

"Can I have a BJ Pleeeeeease" now thats beggin.

 

ChrisC goes "guy'ing" all the time, with the occasional Doggin and a lot of Assing = generaly up his though.

 

 

you have this nack of painting such delightful picture o f other members dave lol

You're only jealous ;) :rofl:

last year i was lucky cos my Z was in the bodyshop having the bodykit and colour change. this year she's going to be a bit vulnerable in the driveway. fingers crossed we dont have any w****rs on halloween.

Round all the little fookers up and burn 'em on Bonfire night!! :rant: :rant:

 

 

Did that come across as a little harsh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOOD!!!

You know what the best thing to do is. This will really get them. Get a load of sprouts, cook them, melt some chocolate, cover the sprouts in them. Get some empty Ferrero Roche paper cups and put them in there. Put them on a plate, when aforementioned little bastards come round wanting a 'treat'....you've got something funny for them to eat! :rofl: