Craig David

That Hasselblad looks like medium format too so it's a HUGE lense. Rather impractical though - even a decent 500mm can be a bit unweildy.

I'm very happy to have one. If it helps stop dole cheats, terrorists and criminals it's got to be a good thing.

Sh1t mate - what rotten luck. I hope there's not too much grief and you get sorted fairly quickly one way or the other.

Very nice car - professional shots always look good too.

One of our traders does them - Danny at DTA maybe? You can also modify a bulb that is readily availbale in the Uk to fit - try searching if this appeals.

I'd guess that's a file picture.

Jesus - glad he's not badly burned. I bet he crapped himself.

Is it the biggest ship in the world? I thought some oil tanker was bigger or something? Edit - looks like this - Knock Nevis. PMLS at the 'no smoking' sign! http://supertankers.topcities.com/id132.htm

I'd bum her into the middle of next week. ;) :duffer: :duffer:

Ooh, the little tinker! Hot crack pipe to the soles of the feet I think.

D'oh! :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Good news. Guess you may need a new ignition but great to have it back.

Power / Hold settings?

Ouch - unlucky mate - maybe get it tidied up by a pro for a few bob if it's bad? Tell your sister: "it's all your fault" and she owes you half. :rofl: :duffer: :duffer:

Nice motor Kirbz. I wanted to buy it when it was for sale before - late 2003 - early '04 maybe? Didn't have the money though. Very, very nice car.

Happy birthday lads :duffer:

The wife's parents were coming to stay. We'd just moved in so they were expecting the 'full tour'. I was under strict instructions to keep the house immaculate and the morning before they arrived we were getting everything spotless. I farted (and for some reason that evades me right now was naked at the time). I followed through, spraying liquidy shyte all over the carpet and bed in that room - the room her parents were meant to stay in. It took the wife a long time to see the funny side of that!

Seems normal to me mate - might be a problem at your end of some sort.

Of sorts.. just a downpipe and TPS to replace and he'll be back where he started :rofl:

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Yes there is.

THey're kind o fthe same - like the Z31 and Z32 300ZXs.

They're a nice little bike and they fall ino the (33bhp and power to weight) limit for the UK category A1 licence which is quite a bonus and very unusual. They're a Japanese import which puts some people off. I'd get some decent pics and put it on eBay. Here's an (older) one for sale over here asking £895. http://www.visordown.com/forums/showthread.php?t=290478 Edit - you could advertise it on Visordown for free - but things rarely sell on there.

Double balls - hope it's ok - I'm sure it'll just need something small sorting and it'll be fine.

Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe. ;)