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Wonder how many more shunt accidents occur in these places due to people slamming on when they spot the camera. A guy here in nuneaton has just been convicted of criminal damage, cos he got busted by one of the new ones put on the A5, he went back and chopped its head off with a chainsaw!!! Dont get me wrong, i hate speed cameras, but id rather they took out every single speed bump, chicane and mini traffic calming island and replaced them all with cameras. I probably have to go over about 30 of these on the way to work and the hold ups I cause to traffic is embarassing, zeds and speed bumps dont mix none too well!!!

LMFAO Im gutted, I thought i knew all there was to know on porn, but obviously not!!! I shall have to study harder in future!!!:D :D ;)

Luckily that pic is not of mine (with rust, it mst be a UK model!!!;) ) ......but what is Reflectoporn?:confused:

Here's an example of the two blues for you!!! Personally, I found the blue to one to be too slow for me, so I got a red one!!!:D ;)

Yes up is front in that pic!!:D Good pic that pete!!;)

Well done!!:D

Ive done loads of research on this and found that RED AUTOS are the fastest, regardless of SWB, LWB, Convertible etc. I know you'll say im talkin rubbish but its true and if you dont believe me you can ask Shripboat or Mac!!!:D

I think there is an offence code for excessive acceleration, if they want to be really picky. I got fined for having my seat too far back once, fought it and i think if my memory serves me correct i got off with that one!

I can beat that!!! ive only been stopped 3 or 4 times scince i got my licence back 5 years ago, once for not looking old enough to drive (in my nova, at 22 FFS!!) once in my astra gay gte cabriolet for doing 100+ down the M6, got let off with a stern telling off. once in the first zed, for my reg plate £30 fine, and once in the 2nd zed for burning a bird off in a set of light in a saxo!!! But back in my boyracing days i managed to collect 21 producers in a week, by thrashishing my lowered, blacked out 1.3 astra round the town, i should of sued for victimisation, but in all fairness i was a little tosser that deserved it!!! I got my own back by taking my documents down and watching the look on the woman at the stations face when she realised she was going to have to fill out 21 of their forms for it at 2 o clock in the morning!!!:D

Dont mess lorry drivers about!! Me and my mates did this back in our boy racing days, three bhs lorries ended up boxing us in andslowing us to about 10mph for the next two miles, and its fookin scary when youre boxed in front back and to the right by the fookin things!!! Having said that id say 90% of lorry drivers are good, love the way they show courtesey with their indicators if you flash them out etc, wish car drivers would!!!

The little barstards in Coventry carry spanners!!! I had to get the "locking ones" now to see how long they last, no doubt the kids will get a small screwdriver too now!!!.....ether that of rip my friggin valves off!! Whilst on the subject of criminal scum, some toerag scratched up my dads rear quarter of his rover while it was parked in a carpark. And yesterday, some little scrote came into the shop, reached over the counter and tried to swipe my mobile phone!! Little sod nearly got a jack handle round his head!!! I think they should change the law so that if someone steals from you, you are entitled to kill them!!!

You two are just jealous cos your both FAT BARSTARDS!!!!

A RED fire extinguisher aswell pete, your taking the "red" fetish too far me thinks!!;)

Sure you havent wired it to do this on purpose pete???:D Know how much you like your re lights on the inside!!!;) :D

Mine used to be exactly the same, plus i wanted all the brake lights back, so i put the wiring back to stock and added a foldaway fog light for mot time/fog!!

Your in luck me old fruit, tell you what, if you want to swap your crappy old cow skin for my luxury grey woven fabric seats i'll let you, I wont even charge you for it, just buy me a pint bud!!!;) :D :D

heres the fuse translation, to save you looking;)

Midlands zedders on the increase!!!:D We all help eachother out on here Bigdave, so if you get any cheap pot noodles you'll have to give us all a shout!!!;) Welcome to the madhouse!!:dance:

Attached is a pic of the speed sensor, doesnt sound like your problem though, id wager its a problem with the cruise system itself.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Sorry couldnt resist it!!!;)

Oh i see the other bit!!! Yeah thats a damper to stop noise and vibration when the AC clutch kicks in!!!:D I knew that honest!!! I even went outside and took a bloody picture for you too!!!:rolleyes:

Is this the thing your on about? If so its the air con inspectiony thingy (least thats the technical name for it!!!)

You just want even less MASS dont you Mark!!!! Its not the little inspection thingy that your on about is it? Id of said that was closer the battery than the turbo, but then again ive never sen my turbos!!!:D

Well done tony, your paitence has finally paid off!!;) :D

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