Mike Duffy

A man with common sense. Hear hear.

Unfortunately, and much to my distress, I'm not dodgy. I've been practicing for quite some time now but I seem unable to fully master dodgy. This is one area Oprah is sadly lacking in educating me in. I think you must be looking for Nelson.

Give Ajay a break?! Ajay's more than capable of handling herself. Which leads me onto another topic I saw on Oprah today...

Come on Ajay. I've been watching Oprah. You're female and you have needs. Satisfy those needs girl! That's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure Harve has needs too and that's something you can both work on.

Oh dear...

Ajay, Ajay, Ajay... The terrible grammar was just to (too, don't know, bit pissed) obvious! At least try next time.

Ajay mate! Is this like, "Doctor, a friend of mine has this itch..."

CNN isn't the BBC. To be honest, I'd compare CNN and Al-Jazeera as being two sides of the same agenda-ridden coin. Don't mistake this for some misguided belief that everything I hear on the BBC is the impartial truth. Also, don't mistake anything I've said here as condoning or condemning the war or the news coverage. I keep my views on such issues to my friends and people I can debate with, not public Internet forums.

Sorry Glen but you do run the risk of being accused of being a hypocrite (not by moi obviously!) To assume that the Western journalists are all biased towards the West and the Arab journalists are somehow unbiased you don't do your point of view any favours.

I play every Saturday and I have to sit on a cushion Mondays and Tuesdays!

1 April mate, same day I posted asking who I'd seen that night! If it's black, how do you keep it shiny?! Mine's always a greyish colour.

Followed a rather shiny black zed down the East Lancs tonight. Also had an HKS exhaust and was like looking in a mirror! Anyone here? (Usual comments invited!)

Pedants!

Sorry mate. Not me.

Hey Turbot! I know you've never slagged me off. In actuality, you've been nothing but extremely friendly. So where have I gone wrong?! Why does everyone else get abuse and I have to suffer in silence? I want some abuse! Why do you insist on being so nice to me and ganging up with me on poor Middlehurst?! And (and this is a big and) I had to suck breast milk from John Travolta. Do you know how much that affects someone?! (I've had some Stella by the way.)

I just did a search and you won't believe what I uncovered! Guess who's first post this is... Hi bastards. I've just bought one of these sh1te cars 'coz I was getting scared by the performance of my 200sx. I've removed the engine to save mass but it now goes one hell of a lot slower than it did before. Can anyone tell me where I went wrong?

You calling me, Glen and Nelson extra large members?! That's fighting talk where I come fr... Hang about... extra large members? Thank you very much!

Anyway, here's mine. Glad to see I started as I meant to go on with a big essay! If anyone's interested, it was the TPS! Anyone else seen this. Opinion appears to be that I need a new Crank Angle Sensor but, at £425.35, I don't want to do this if it isn't going to cure my problem. It's been to Middlehurst Nissan who can't bring up any faults on their equipment. Let me give you a description... Driving along on the motorway when the engine will suddenly die as if it has been switched off. You can floor the throttle to your heart's content or wiggle it about, the car will not come back to life. The only way to restore power is to back off the throttle for at least one second, then reapply it. All is then fine. Backing off the throttle for less than this does not cure the problem. I have even tried switching the ignition off when the problem happens and leaving my foot in the same place on the throttle. Switch the ignition on again after the engine has died for a couple of seconds and restart with the starter or bump start. The problem is still there. Only backing off the throttle for over a second cures it. More recently, the car has started running roughly when cold. It now has an alarming tendency to die when pulling out of junctions before it has warmed up. Any similar problems welcome or suggestions as to where I can obtain a CAS cheaper. Thanks in advance for any help. Mike

I've just searched for Turbot's first post and it didn't bode well: F4ck you, you f4cking mondeo driving hippy! F4ck you, Warren you turd! F4ck you, Duffy you piece of crap! And if anyone called Nelson ever comes on here in the future spouting about mass... then f4ck him too!

Words can't describe how much that's going to offend some people! That is possibly one of the most intentionally offensive things I have ever seen! Even from Turbot. Good work!

Go on Nelson lad!

Yep. Got that too. Had it three years and still not found it. Let me know if you find out!

Aww Nelson! Come on mate! I saw a post from you headed "new disks and pads" and I thought I could come in here and see a suggestion for making pads out of old tea bags or something. You've let me down Nelson, me old mass guru.

How much was it mate?

Ha!