Mike Duffy

Can I have Ajay's pedant crown now please? I'm sure it's been buffed up to an illustrious shine. And can I also score additional points for thread hijacking please? I've never done this before!

Are you sure it's "chicken's teeth" Ajay matey? Anyway, what's a few hyphens and spaces between friends?

Ajay I'm sure you can spot more than that!

Ajay What has happened to your spelling/grammar during your absence? I remember when you held the privileged position of spelling/grammar monitor.

You would have thought if that was your site, you'd at least make up a few names and stick a few posts on. No one's going to post on somewhere that looks like a morgue!

Nice to see someone else using Kevin at Prestige and Performance, St Helens. Used this company for years on my Zed and Lotus Carlton. Really know their stuff but are also expensive. Not been there for a while as I started doing stuff myself. Can recommend them to anyone though. Mike

Nelson might know! (joke Nelson mate!)

Shocked!

Which part of "bye" didn't you mean? Go away. Bye bye.

Sorry mate. DVLA select plate beginning with A. It easily recognisable, however, by the trail of rust following in its wake.

Nope. But if you saw a tatty black one on the same road an hour later, that was me!

One word of advice in that case. Disconnect your PC's power cable before you go out and hide it. That way you can't come in shit faced and decide to post loads of stuff on here about the mass of beer having an impact on how inebriated the drinker becomes! Cheers Mike

How was the workshop Nelson? Karma restored?

Because people argue from time to time, drop whatever it was they were arguing about then move on. Me and Warren exchanged some emails about something a while back, we found common ground (i.e. how crap his country's rugby team was), and got on with life. If you've found a topic that winds people up, don't bother with that topic anymore. Just my advice. Mike

Nelson mate Don't mean to cause any offence. You did some excellent work when you first came onto the forum, setting up a lot of threads in the price checks section that were very well thought out. But you do need to drop this topic. Whether you've got a valid point or not, it is really winding some people up and, rightly or wrongly, you're only going to get flack if you keep going on about this. Every time I come on here now there is a post at the top of the list about the mass of the car. I really do think it's time to conceed that no one wants to talk to you about this. Whether you've got a point or not, you're not going to get anything other than grief about this topic. Please can someone start an auto vs manual debate so I've got something else to look at. And, Nelson, can you restrict any further mass posts to fight club. Cheers mate. Love and hugs Mike

Clarkey, what sites have you been looking at if you're stuck to your PC?

Hi Stuart No offence intended. I was just pointing out that I don't think Mr Mainfella is thinking of driving his car anywhere but on this planet. Although, nothing would surprise me. Love and hugs all round Mike

Err, much as it pains me to say this but: Weight=mass times the acceleration due to gravity (mg) Therefore, reducing mass is directly proportional to reducing weight. A metal bonnet and a carbon fibre one will have a very very different mass. Sorry.

Woof woof! Bark! Nice bone! Like my bone! Don't want to let go.....! Rrrrrrrrrrrrr! Get off my bone! Woof!