Mike Duffy

Now come on, which of you voted you'd converted from a manual to an auto?

I once sprayed my Zed on the way home from the pub. I've also s.h.a.t on the side of the shed.

I was looking for something in my pocket (rustle rustle) and my boxers hadn't been washed for a while (crunch crunch) and I was looking guilty 'coz I was pulling faces every time you turned around, like a childish churl.

Crisps? Don't know what you're on about mate. I left you with a full pack that night. If you've been snaffling Nelson's crisps then I think you should come clean. I just went to the bog and when I came out you'd all ****ed off!

Nelson, please come back. I can honestly say, hand on heart, it's a lot more boring around here without you. So I've rustled up this quick poll to encourage you back. People, please give Nelson some encouragement and express your desire to see him return. It can only brighten up your days...

And one more time... http://doody36.home.attbi.com/liberty.htm

Good lad!

What wattage is the slug?

ROFLMFAOGCFOB :D :D

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm convinced now. Convinced of what I don't know. Crisp anyone? [Edited 'coz pissed and can't spell chrisp!]

:D

I looked for some in Halfords but they didn't stock them. Ended up getting mine from Nissan (about £20-£30 I think). (Their mass was acceptable too!)

ROFLMFAOGCFOB

Nelson mate, I'm stuck in work 'till half eight tonight and I'm unfeasibly bored. Any chance you could post something controversial in this thread to keep me amused. If not, I suppose I can at least amuse myself with watching how many people are tempted to view a thread entitled "FAO Nelson Mainfella". Cheers mate.

[Please insert some abbreviation here to indicate that I am indeed laughing out loud and have carpet fluff on my back from where I was rolling on the floor]

But there's more than four letters in "quick shufty off the wrist".

Nelson, you have to put w4nk or it comments it out!

I'm working late tonight so I'll probably have reheated something or other.

Ah Fcuk it! I'll open them anyway while Gio's got his back turned. Chomp chomp chomp! [Puts them back quietly without Gio noticing ]

Jammy bastard. He must have been half inching them. But if you can get away with it... he's not done a bad job! Any chance of opening Nelson's crisps and having a couple before he gets here?

Gio mate! You got me a pint! You know by now I only drink the bottled filth. Can someone get me an empty bottle I can pour this into...

Cheers Gio. Stella for me too mate. Must be a Duff thing.

You'll have to with one of these mate! ;) ;) ;)

Very VERY funny! I could have used a 3/4/5/6/7 letter abbreviation but I can't spell. So just take my word for it that I am in fact laughing!

Nelson, are you after my crown?!