Mike Duffy

You shouldn't have posted that piccie. Mentioning no names (cough cough Turbot cough cough), someone's guaranteed to have that as an avatar by tomorrow!

Now don't get me started! (p.s. I'm one of the people who haven't voted. Since Monsieour Turbot started a poll asking for a boycott of polls when I set up a poll asking whether Nelson was mad or not [or something like that], I'm now boycotting his poll!)

I voted for single mums as it worked an absolute treat for me!

Did I say discourse? I meant **** *** ******* ** ***. Apologies for any inconvenience.

Glad all is happy. Hate to see discourse unless it's between the usual idiots! Take care.

Ajay Glad to hear you're ok. Keep safe. I don't know what all this MSN stuff is about and I'm sure this would shed some (unwanted) light on what's going on. But whether or not Mac made an error of judgement, and I haven't a clue either way, I'm sure it was done with the best intentions. Glad you're ok and hope everything's getting sorted out in the best possible way. Mike

And a big stand while you're at it...

Class! :D I'm going to use that line in work tomorrow. I'll let you all know how I get on tomorrow night!

Can I buy one of those power bands please?

I would like to second this motion.

Don't beat around the bush Warren. Say what you mean!

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous response.

Yep! Toyos everytime mate. Tried them all and they're certainly the best. Go to http://www.mytyres.net.

X-biker me old mate! As most people know, this crown has become so tarnished over the last few months that it's a good job I placed it on my balding head with a liberal dose of super glue in the first place. Otherwise, it would have crashed to the floor a long time ago. Probably in a pile of Stella!

Nice one Clarkey. Top weetabix big-fish-little-fix-cardboard-boxer as well!

Any and all trance. I can't be the only one... please!

Nelson when can I have my chain saw back mate? ;)

Pedant!

Bollox! There's no point me going then if someone else is wearing the same. Don't you just hate it when that happens.

That must have smarted a bit.

Hello from the black one.

Hi mate. Your first series of lights are exactly the same as mine (including the "nothing"!) However, underneath mine has: Top row: cruise control master, cruise control, wash wipe level Bottom row: fog lights, HICAS, ABS Hope this helps.

Yeah, I agree. Give the guy a break. P.S. Any photos?

So are you implying this has happened to you Wendy? Is there something you'd like to share with us?

You're not going to be persuaded on this one are you mate?! To get your head round it you have to stop thinking of speed as being measured relative to the Earth. You can measure a velocity relative to any other point. So you could measure the velocity of each car relative to the Earth, or you could measure the velocity of one car relative to the other. (Disclaimer: I know this doesn't take into account frictional factors and wind resistance but you physicists out there know where I'm coming from!) I'm bowing out of this one now anyway in case anyway starts calling me names!