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Next time you have bird flu call the department of Agriculture and get them to send a vet out ASAP. You have scared me now because I never noticed that tw@ts have faces.

Class :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

As Stu says. I would Have said painr with Balbond and then Balbond latex self leveling or an other reputable makeof Latex self levelling compound.

Best looking Strosek kitted Zed I've seen. + it's a 2+2 The splitter and the lights make the strosek front bumper look nice. Which is impressive for me to say because I've always hated the Strosek front bumper.

Time to take steps Bloody great big ones

I asume your talking about GPS cos I was one of the victims. Hope his balls go square and fester at the corners.

:rofl: :rofl: :slap: No my choice. I just don't understand how people can be in a relation ship that could lead to marriage and haven't got a clue as to what their partner is about, what they like, what they are thinking of doing, would like to achieve, ever fancied doing etc. It just bewilders me

Sorry to here this Kim. I have had the horrid task with three of our dogs over the years and you feel like you've betrayed them, But you know you haven't if that makes any sense. I really feel for ya.

Buy her some lugage and a day saver train ticket and then tell her you are giving her the most presious thing anyone could give. Her freedom. Oh yes and at that point you hand her a bus timetable and show her the door. This will solve any future worries about what to by her for Christmas in future, because things can't be that great between you both if you pay her so little attention that you don't know what to buy her, because they all drop little hints for months. If she has a hobby or a passion that easy too. It all however comes from hearing what they say rather than the emotional noise they make. I'm half way through getting divorced but i still know what my soon to be Ex would like. However I am looking forward to having my own place and peace to do as I like so she'll be disapointed.

The girl looks quite sexy the car is a total abortion. The only thing I could say about it that I think has been done half right is the seats, but then they are vomit yellow. The Guy that did this is he Institutionalised. If he isn't he bloody well should be. :wack: Are you one off the bannana splits or something. Take a cold shower followed by a full bottle of whisky and 30 paracetamol. That'll cure you, :slap:

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I'm a ENTJ do you think there's a pattern here.

Here if it helps. It helps me just to look at it. I still think i should have put a glass top on it and used it as a coffee table though.

Happy Birthday Paul.

I got all 5 differences. Peice of piss only took 5 seconds

AB-Flug front end has got to be one of the nicest available IMO. I even like the little wheel arch flares. Beyound that I think the car is a mess. I wasn't aware that Apexi did turbo's + £6.5K for a ropey silver shorty with a yellow blow over. :nono:

I thought Car.Mad was because you really liked cars. Now I see it's because your Jimmy Carr's brother :slap: :rofl: :rofl: I just look like me unfortunately. A middle aged blokey bloke ty

I can see you saved some blue tissue to use as a filter for your new Sig pic :slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry I couldn't resist

OH Dear thats another week of my life cast aside to indulgent mayhem :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Can I change the order to 15 tickets per night please :hyper: :hyper: :rofl:

I'd like to start this Game buy Stating that Wozzer is like Russel Brand with a shaven Head. Why? If you've met Wozzer you know exactly what I mean. If you haven't, but you've seen and heard Russel Brand you now know what Wozzer is like. I think they are boths Sound Nutters and defo party animals :rofl: :rofl: Who here is like who?

Cheeky git. I don't do plastered these days unless Bad influences like Wozzer, Dave from Dp or Mr kirby are making strange cocktails.

better to just get a couple of meters of 8mm bore reinforced Samco and replace the lot. + do a Plenum coolant bypass and also replaced the Turbo water feeds with the Samco.

No you can't do that because thats the same as prepurchasing. However worded slightly differently such as a free pint with every ticket and ensuring that each ticket is entered into a raffel at the end of the night or next morning. That would be OK P.S I'd like 10 tickets for each night please.

Then he should have told Stu "Sorry shits happened I'm not going to be able to get it sorted for a couple of years. So if you want to take it else where thats up to you". Not just keep stringing him on. Saying I'll sort it in another few weeks. He should have resolved it in 12 weeks not still unresolve after 22 months. I'm getting divorced have loads of problems as a result, but I don't mess my customer about or expect them to feel sorry for me. I know Greg but some here may have thought I was being a Tw@t and you have to watch out for the Thread Taliban :rofl: :rofl:

Hi Greg, I was't trying to rub it in mate, but inspire him. I've met Stu a couple of times at Midlands meats and at Billing and thought he was a really sound guy and i genuinely feel for him having had the same experience. + My offer of help is also Genuine.