Everything posted by jonce
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My Resignation
Good luck. I havent been around for long but met you at Japfest after you sorted everything out. See you in fight club LOL
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North East Meet
What is it matey............bring a sausage :dance: LOL im up 4 it. Then again ill be bringing Mac. DUUUUUUUURRRRRRR :p
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North East Meet
soundin gooooooooood :dance:
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With all the crap thats gone on of late.
Life is to short for all the hastles of arguing. I don't think ive argued with anyone for years (except the wife!!). I find it better to have the satisfaction of 'not' arguing and letting them think they have won.
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North East Meet
Whats stopping us Chris!! We can easiley make a day of it. I love sand castles etc...........not into that rock in the shape of a cock though :shock: LOL
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North East Meet
Paul buddy, just looked at the time of the meet. What time are we meeting ? Mac is coming up with me :)
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one, two, DRIVE!!
Matey, get that oil cooler!!!!!. I was advised to get one. Like a silly fooker i went for spoilers etc....... then bang!! Box blew :cry: Power button is goooooood :) but if you floor it in drive you will still see the power indicator come on. This baby even turns the air con off when you boot it!! I believe the hold button is used when the bad weather is about (snow). Just stops you from booting it and ending up in a ditch. There good in the snow..........NOT!! :dance: Enjoy. Ref meetings theres one on Sun 5th Sep. Trax. Come along :cool:
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auto box
What does your autobox oil smell like ?? If the bands are going it will smell very burnt and start to go darker in colour. I know!! I had a box go on me then got another 2nd hand one that went after 1 week of fitting. In the end just got an SE box. No problems now...............fook ive said it now!!! watch this space. You could drop the pan and have a look at the filter; also you would see if there was the fine metal dust. Thats another sign of the clutch set going :(
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Attention Northerners
Could end up in fight club yet.....LOL :mac1:
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Whats your biggest disapointment??
One moment that i found funny was when i was changing the Z gearbox on my driveway. The car was only on axle stands and there was myself,Mac and another big lad under there trying to line the fookin box up and the box started to fall off the makeshift wooden support (tech -stuff you know!). It was a right scene to say the least. Arms and legs goin everywere. Cosy though :D didnt know what you were crabbin' :shock: Put a whole new meaning to 'gravel rash'........
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Whats your biggest disapointment??
Soz for that thread. Never ever thought i would get those sort of responces to that question. Thank god somone turned it round into a happier tone ;) Sorry to hear about your losses everyone.
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North East Meet
I suggest Tescos in Catterick ( the place to be!!) Its open 24hrs and the other facilities are great. If you get hungry you can pop to Greggs or McD's. Then if you get bored you could always pop into Poundstreacher. Plus it would save me and Mac a fuel bill(more Mac with his 2 mile to the 300 gallon beast) LOL. :D Paul did say he would consider ANYWERE :dance:
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North East Meet
I've got a leave pass for Sunday!!! :dance: :dance: :dance: Somone will av to help me find these northern places!! Put me down for a get together :D Do i have to wear a flatcap and bring my whippet! LOL
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Attention Northerners
I'll come if there is a free bag of scratchins LOL
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Whats your biggest disapointment??
Just wondering "Whats been your biggest disapointment in life??"
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HOW FAST officer?????!!!!!
Buddy deffo your speed sensor. Costs about £80/90 quid. Ive got one sittin in my garage. You can have that for £15 + p+p. Its off my old box. It works fine. Its easy to fit. Only have to undo one 10mm nut under the car and sort the wiring out. Pm if you want details of fitting or you want the part. ;)
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Brake pad fitting
Save your money and do it yourself buddy!!!! Easy as!!!
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Secret Pics of MAC1 Smuggled out
LMAO :p :p :p Funny as fook!!!
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Funny Smell
Got my car over a pit and no leaks?? Then again since the hot weather has gone theres no smell?? I wonder??
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To anyone thinking of removing their fan shroud...
:dance: Also Mac did sell me a nice carbon fibre cover :dance:
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To anyone thinking of removing their fan shroud...
I've just took the advice off mt buddy Macca and put my fan shroud back on ;) I have noticed a slight decrease on my temp guage :) Thing is Nissan wouldn't put it on if it didn't do somthing (apart from protecting your fingers!!). You are directing cooler air onto the main block instead of flinging it everywere.
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Leaky Roofs
Any ideas for upolstry cleaners?? My pass seat is stained to fook !!! (from the rain; before stevo gets in there with another one liner!!)
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Is AOL anygood??
that's It My Minds Made Up! Im Sackin' Aol. Whats Everyone Using Instead ???
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Leaky Roofs
LMAO :rofl: :rofl: only i could fook up like that LOL ;)
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Leaky Roofs
I smear a good glob of vasaline on the the the ends of the rubbers. This works a treat until we get the really hot weather then it honks it down the next day :mad: I think it melts. I'd say it works 98 % of the time. Tonight being not one of those percentages :x: