Steve-o

My welding tips cost nothing, neither did my chip, they were both free, running 16 psi so that would probably beat the gromit mod on the GTO hands down lol. But anyways, I never mentioned performance, I was on about looks.

Cheers matey.

Man your really going for this most stupid and worst things arnt you!

NIKE! hahahahahaha Theres some guy goes around town with a HUGE nike tick covering all his back window on his RS kitted onion, I must try and get a photo of it and put it on here next time I see it.

Yeh, where he lives it obviously easy to remove the backend of a ferrari and weld it on to another, lol.

When people ask what it is it always brings a smile to my face! One guy once said to his friend in my presence 'Well it's a nissan from the front because of the badge, but the backend looks like its of of a ferrari'

ARRRRGHHHH! Bloody cant edit posts!!! wheres AJAY I want my money back hehe

When does the second turbo spool up?

No probs matey I can, but probably best for you to get one of the chaps comming from closer to you to get it, if you want me to let me know and MAC so he dont think i'm stealing your goods lol

and then there was this 90 year old guy in a brown metro.............. :rofl: Anyways back to the thread...

Yeh well, it takes years of practice to do that sort of thing lol

Burning the candle and all that, did too much of that the other week, ended up sleeping for three days to recover!

p.s. nothing against 'middle aged' people I will be one soon lol. Just 40-50 year old women who dont know a great deal about cars, trying to race me lol, bless her.

What is it with people who have crappy small engined cars thinking they are the next schuey? I had to laugh at this bird from work, we were talking about my car, and she is the sort that thinks that everything she has is better (her husbands rich see). Anyway, she piped up and said, 'you want to see my husbands car' I was like 'oh yeh? what is it'. She said 'well, its the same as mine but with a bigger engine'. At this point nearly lost my blader. Let me explain, her car is a 1.1 hyundi accent, so I was dying to hear what she was going to say next. 'You see his is a 1.5 and **** me doesnt it fly, you put your foot down and it just goes and goes' Needless to say I was trying to contain the laughter trying to seap out of the side of my mouth. Anyways we all ignored her and continued talking about 'propper' cars. Later that evening on the way home guess what! the little green thunder came chargin up behined me, it was her!!! she was in her 1.1 accent and was ready to protect and avenge her husbands honour. I was plodding along happily on safety boost, hardly notching 1psi as I was in no rush? and besides the engine was cold. I got on to the dual carriageway, then out of no where, this little 1.1 green thunder came flying up beside me at a rate of, well unimaginable slowness. She was waving her hand as if to gesture a middle aged 'c'mon stevey boy lets see what you got'. I must say, I was giving someone a lift home and was a little embarrassed by being in the Z and being offered a blast by a middle aged lady in a 1.1 hyundi accent (the one with the wind up windows and tape player as standard, top of the range). I really wasnt in the mood for her shit after a crap day at the office, but then I dont race things that ridiculous. So anyway, I thought i'd tease her a little (didnt want to floor it as the car was cold anyway and still on safety boost). So I pressed the accelerator ever so slightly, feathering it, I was running negative boost, and kept beside her all the way, then at the roundabout the car was warm, so I floored it, leaving her behined oh so quick, I couldnt see it in like 2 seconds. Anyway, not proud of my middle aged woman beating driving a 1.1 accent, just having a laugh really I returned home. The next day she sees me at work, shouts accross the office, 'nearly had you last night steve eh? you couldnt get by me' OH NO, SHE THOUGHT I WAS FLAT OUT!!! HOW COULD SHE MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE? Then accross the office comes 'You wait till I bring my husbands car in then I will have you' :bow: :xxx: :D

Perhaps we should start up a 'Whos Wasn't it' lmfao, that would get this place a little more active :dance:

AHHHHHH NOOOO that reminds me, how many times have people seen 'NOVA DOSE' ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Actually, my pet hate are people advertising what their car is splattered all over the car, XR3I and then they put INJECTION right down the side in pink lmfao. That must had an extra 60bhp at the macdees car park. Where did the idea come from that injection some how means its faster? Dirty fat carbs on old cars were much quicker lol.

Nice one mate, the more the merrier

worst all time car sticker 'ON A MISSION' What a ****er lol (i take it no one here has one :nelson: )

That is wrong! lol, having said that, I bet you still dip your wicket when the russians have invaded! :D

lol @ fus, if you went to bed that was cheating hehe.

Oh well thats it for me off to bed, long day tomorrow, well today really, C u guys later!

Well it wasnt me...... lol :rolleyes: But seriously how come no one ever sees anyone on this board? There must be so many more Z's out there than I thought, every time I have seen one and posted about it, they never seem to be from here :( what slackers!!!! Must be all those 3kers again lol (joke)

WTF>? That's one of the more reliable things on the Z isnt it lol. Never seen one not working! Nice one Dev :)