Craig David

Thanks for the try mate but I think that's more than in Tesco!

I was introduced to this Belgian beer recently by a mate. It's gorgeous - makes Stella taste like nasty weedkiller. But it's fakkin expensive at Tescos. Does anyone know if there's anywhere I can get the stuff cheaper cos £3 for a 750ml bottle is taking the p1ss.

Could have bought one - didn't want the hassle. I've been plenty quicker than that on motorbikes - properly verified, not just on the clock too.

Mac, you are giving them a very fair chance - I'd ban them for a week and if they tried again, give them a permanent ban. If they were trying to cause mischief, think how much grief they could cause.

Now that looks SWEET! I dunno if I'd rather have one of them or a very late Supra TT running autogas.

Oh dear. I hope it's not my cat up to his old tricks again. He got hold of my credit card and signed up for all those porn sites using my PC and no-one believed it wasn't me.

Mine's been converted to mph but not de-restricted too. At a fraction below 130mph it hits a limiter.

7/14 Guessed a couple though. Still not impressive really!

LOL Maybe a Fiesta but not a three litre Capri - they fly they do.

Pmsl!

It's not a crap magazine. It's a very good magazine. You may not read it and it's probably not aimed at people like you. But what it sets out to do, it does extremely well.

If you're taking them to court, it'll be the small claims court (as it's under £3000 damages). There's a fee to begin the process (about £40 IIRC). You can get all the forms off the net and do it all yourself - it's really easy.

It's not a muscle. Muscles are very different and much simpler (basically bundles of strands which pull things). It's (a very big) part of the nervous system which controlls all the muscular systems. You can't excercise it - you can only knacker it up really.

Mainly power ballads and show tunes. Or anything by Elton.

This looked simple at first... What if you're unhappily married to someone who's happily divorced?

Good man Peter - I'm sure you'll have a great day and a superb holiday too. And an excellent marriage! (getting wed meself in November)

It should be good for about 145mph if standard and in good condition.

I'm sure some have gone since last night - or is all just in me heed?

Nip down there and burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe.

Ooh, crickey - I thought the swear filter would have tidyed that post up a bit - sorry women and children.

She probably just wanted a good stiff cock up her arse but couldn't bring herself to say it.

Surely a 'puking pumkin' is the way forward! http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=puking+pumpkin&hl=en

PMSL - like Casey Jones moves to Brighton!

PMSL

I left the boot off and it's been fine since (for over a year). See if your mists up again. If not - I might put mine back on too!