Craig David

PMSL!

I have but it might just be asking for trouble to put them up here. It's cashmere / gaberdene (whatever that is) and came from Koh Samui!

The old man had a S13 200SX and likes my 300!

He's a puff too. And very short.

VVank frantically all evening with her underwear on my head.

I needed a suit. I've bought off the peg ones in the past and they're always a terrible fit. I saw someone on ebay advertising made to measure ones for £105 including postage. They're made in the Thailand to your exact measurements / specification. They sent me a form which showed me how to take lots and lots of measurements. You can then choose exactly what you'd like the suit to be like - colour, material, style, linning - you can even email them a picture of a suit (I sent some of Sean Connery in an early Bond film!) and they'll make it look like that! Three weeks after e-mailing my order, the suit was delievered - it fits perfectly and looks way better than any suit I've had before. It's well worth trying if you need a suit. The ebay seller is tailor_made_suits

If you get a light / bright colour (like orange) ica can look better if you get the strip between the targas ( ie the 'roof') done black.

Hmmm.. maybe £4K is right then. Most of the mods look quite cheap and it's a GTS.

£4K for that? 1999 car? Gotta be a mistake .. surely?

Take enough photos of anyone and they'll look bad in some of them.

65.8% And I thought I was a bit 'continental' - some of you lot are very experimental!

Oooh, I'm in a gang and I swear a lot. Isn't that what kids do to try and impress each other. Do like some older rap, Snoop Dog, NWA, etc

I'd like one. It'd be great if it could feature my car. But I guess that'll happen anyway as I'm the daddy and what I say goes.

She looks nice but not up there on the A-list with Jolie, Vallance, Spears etc IMHO. Wouldn't say 'no' though!

God bless the Queen Mum though. She saw us through The Blitz. Her and radio.

Oh my god.. my eyes... MY EYES!

Gutted on your behalf Chewie. Hope it gets sorted as soon as possible.

Embarassed to say red wine! Run out of beer and that was all that was in the house. Does the job though!

Search for 'lafd' You'll get five threads. Look at the ones with 7000 and 4000 odd views!

I think only old universities count, not polytechnics which got renamed as universities a few years back.

Oops, I stand corrected! I thought it was just a satelite town of Manchester like Stockport or Longsight or somewhere like that. You're loosely responsible for Hollyoaks though. Probably.

Did you miss the 'girls night in' threads a while back? Worth looking up if you did!

Surely a town - needs a cathedral or university to be a city (or special permission from the Queen).

More than 400bhp is rather a lot for the road. But I'm always glad when people go for big power anyway!

Burn the bottoms of their paws with a hot crack pipe. It's the only way they'll learn.