Craig David

Over 90? Wow, I thought I was bad with mid 60s! You must have been up to some pretty fruity stuff!

My Mrs just went on a hen night to Dublin where smoking is banned. They went to a night club and she said rather than smelling of smoke it smelt of Guinnnes farts and BO! I have to admit I smoke and I want to keep doing it. It makes me look more grown up and the women love it! :rofl:

I don't think I'd fit all that on the filler cap. Maybe just a hobbit with a small joint and a couple of wobbly eggs.

The one with the airbrushed chinese man and the sexy women is MINT. Maybe I could get something similar painted onto mine. Elves smoking bongs while a seductive, scantily-clad evil sourceress casts lightning bolts at a castle or something.

Getting married on the 5th so can't make it - shame - sounds good.

Hopefully yes but not sure - wil confirm asap

Welcom mate

Why do you say that Craig ? :confused: Cos they're fast, look cool and are comfy! :hyper:

He's the new Black Magic!

Happy birthday mate! :duffer:

You can take a bad photo of anyone (especially if you take enough). I'd still do her!

Fingers crossed for you mate - stay calm and polite but determined.

Don't buy the first one you see. Buying one from someone on here is a good idea. Don't be too set on the exact colour / spec you want - just find a nice example. Learn all the different models - LWB / SWB, Targa / slicktop, TT / NA, Jap / UK, auto/manual. But DO get one! Awesome cars!

PMSL - I was just about to suggest that. Or how about... you say unpleasant things about him behind his back, ostracise him and encourage friends and other neighbours to do both those too. That's what I do if someone p1sses me off. Or burn the soles of his feet with a hot crack pipe. :rofl:

Some people disable / remove the ABS - often when they fit non-standard brakes and/or wheels.

2/12 Oh dear.

Had an S13 200SX for six years. Like Shrimpy says, not that much cheaper on petrol than a 300, if any. I'd seriously consider the Prelude - probably no cheaper on fuel but a better built car so cheaper to run.

Go to Debenhams and speak to someone about to pay who looks like they have lots of stuff - sell it to them - if you have ther balls! Otherwise try e-bay like I said.

Ha ha - genuinely did 'laugh out loud' when I read that!

Happy birthday mate! Have a great day.

I'm embarassed to say that was fancy dress, in fact I (think if not neccesarily am) rather bourgeois and my name's 'Tim'.

Stick it on ebay - you'll probably get £40+ I do it with book tokens I get from my grandma at christmas etc. Sorry granny, I want Stella and scratch cards not books!

PMLS The only way I could answer the question is to ask the Mrs!

Happy birthday mate. Enjoy the big day!

Give me some Elton John, power ballards and showtunes, sweeties! Simply marvelous!