Craig David

lol Have a great day mate. :duffer:

Oh yes. Next we shall be talking about the use of rhetoric in 15th century French poetry and how to re-brush starter motors.

You're spot on - well I never. It was word play on the Spinning Jenny. :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: The wife's out so I've had a beer or two. :duffer:

Wasn't it the machine that sparked the industrial revolution? Hmmm.. it sounded funnier earlier.....

LOL Or a 'ravelling nancy'.

I tell you drugs are cheap these days - not like when I was a lad. I thought if I got some little bags I could put a benson, a trip and few dabs of whizz in each one and sell them to the schol kids for a fiver a go. I bet they'd go down a storm. I should be The Aprentice with business accumen like that!

Bottle of wine..... mmMMMM I'm meant to be off the booze etc as the wife wants to try for a baby but a little bit isn't going to hurt me is it?

Filet mignon! Serve with a jus florentine, a balsmic reduction, a taragon emuilsion and a pic-a-pocolo. Sorted! ;)

What ARE those things? There was a box of them in the basement when I moved into this house. I'm going to sling them on a bonfire at the weekend - they don't seem to be of any use.

Perhaps some real life whoring will solve both problems - or stop you worrying about them anyway ;) It's broadly no different to getting a lapdance these days anyway.

LOL Don't let him get away with this FLZG! Give him a Scarborough warning. Or a Thirsk Throttling! Or a Knaresborough kneeing!

Hot crack pipe to the soles of the feet - that'll learn her.

lol - just what are you trying to insinuate? That I'm some kind of scrawny weakling? Maybe you could come round with a hammer or one of your shoes and sort them out? :dance:

Cheers! I shall have to stab them all in the back by grasssing them up to the council or someone then.

Hmm... maybe I should just run out into the street in my boxers with a dirty vest on and a can of Hoffmeister shouting stuff, then bite one of their noses off. That's the only sort of language people seem to understand these days.

Lots of people on my street have taken to parking half on the road, half on the pavement. There's proper parking but it's 20 yards away. The way they park now it partially blocks the pavement which is difficult for the elderly and mothers with prams (and means I have to do a 27 point turn to get my car onto my drive). Is what they're doing illegal? Is there anyway it can be stopped without having to start a war with them?

Doesn't really shed any more light on the situation as far as I can see?

Is this just a way of minimising ebay fees? Or is it a big con? Or is it something else? KennyGo - can you let us know which?

lol Mine too! :dance:

fortunately (I'm guessing) they don't work!

Lol - they shouldn't let 12 inches come between them!

There are often touts selling tickets on the door. Not that cheap but you'll never get them that cheap.

Now it says I'll be a 'Love Albatross' ! :dance:

A horse - have they been watching me in the sack? Only 20% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.

lol I didn't realise we were racing - I was lighting a cigar and texting the wife! :dance: