Craig David

The army's your mother now!

Reminds me of an old northern poem. The pentameter in the last line is particularly fine. Hear all, see all, say nawt, Eat all, drink all, pay nawt, And if thay ever does awt for nawt, Alus do it for thay sen.

The ebay 'chip' will be a waste of time.

Far play to you mate. I'm glad people do it. And I'm sure you've worked hard for your money and are entitled to enjoy it. I love to see modified cars. At this point in my life, I'm just too tight/skint to justify heavily modifying a car myself. Maybe I'll do it sometime inthe future. I'd love a MK IV Supra with a Veilside Fortune kit, top-spec wheels and a reliable, useable 450bhp.... and maybe a interior retrim, uprated stereo.... Some day!

You have e-mail - if you're not in, this'll get you in.

Hey George. There's a what-to-check FAQ somewhere - hopefully one of the clever boys will put up a link - I don't know how to.

What else can be had for big-ish money? Merc CL500 (5 litre V8 - plus don't knock it till you've seen one parked next to a Zed - makes the Zed look like a cheap little toy) - £20K for a 2001 car. Maserati 3200GT (V8 biturbo) - £20K for a 2001 car. You'd probably get a 2004 Monaro for £15K now too. Big respect to all those people who've spent loads on their Zeds but I wouldn't do it as it's money you never see back.

Alarm - £300 Stereo - £250 Clear side indicators - £20 ish 18 inch wheels - £450 Plus buying, it plus servicing.

Have a great day :duffer:

I did an article on the various things you add to oil once - slick 50 etc etc. I spoke to Silkolene's chief R&D chemist and he said they varied between expensive but pointless to very damaging. This sounds slightly different so maybe it works? Chunk generally knows the score though.

Schwing! If she was a US president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln! Glad to see you're still looking in Iain!

No Ones Going Anywhere!

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No boobs and a husband called Sarah? It all sounds rather continental to me! :rofl:

That Craig David from the internet made you do it? No judge could send you down with that excuse.

Monkey toucher! :x: It's only a small step and before you know it, you're vvanking off a dolphin! :rofl:

Our cat Joe has a girlfriend. She steals from him and he knocks her about! LMFAO! They're no angels!

The Regga House? Ayyyee! Or Ko Lanta? Very nice either way!

That's a lot of money. By my calculations you could have flown to Ko Lanta near Thailand, booked into the 'Reggae House' hotel and lived there, with food and booze for about four years for the £8,000 odd. Obviously with £40K you could make that 20 odd years. You'd probably be bored with it by then though.

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A ginger female cat is very rare! The ginger allele's recessive and found on the X-chromosome so very unusual for a female to have two ginger Xs. Most ginger cats are male (only one X-chromosome).

The two statements are not exclusive nor contrary. They could well (and probably are) both true.

It's certainly wrong to label something like this racism. It's an issue of religion which is somthing people choose - if it's an issue at all.

In the current climate it's to be expected. And you jumping down people's throats with an angry barrage of swearing probably won't boost positive feeling.

Sorry - nope. I think light ones look good on dark cars but not vice versa.