Craig David

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Christ mate. Glad no-one was hurt. If you think you're in shock, you probably are. Sit down, cups of sweet tea etc. Hope the car's not too hard to fix. There's always plenty of spares about so you should be ok.

I always found Clockwork Orange very sinister / disturbing. Not seen much new horror to be honest (except Hong Kong kung-fu comedy horror). I might check out Hostel - I like most of Tarrantino's work.

I always 'have a go' at faster cars than mine (when safe to do so). It's all part of the crack!

Not heard of that particular poduct but I'm guessing it's either useless opr potentially damaging.

Richard Hammond?

Looks tidy but it's hard to say for sure from the photos. As for value, it's hard to say.... anything from £1K if it's got problems / no Mot etc to £3-£4K if it's low miles, well looked after, lots of history from a specialist, no problems at all etc.

I'll try again. I wasn't sure whether to pull or push. I don't like to force anything. Not after that incident with the French exchange student.

Any idea how to move the gear shift stick with the engine off? I tried lifting and pushing the little red release lever with no effect. Pushing the brake pedal didn't work either.

Can't you just put a sock in the power steering pump to dampen things down a bit?

lol It's the way you tell them lads!

Cheers chaps - I'm going to the post office later so it'll be warm and I can give that a try. (Z) Master - I do the jokes round here ;) lol

I was driving my Zed yesterday. I noticed the torque converter wasn't locking up and overdrive wasn't operating at all. I stopped. Turned the car off and started it again. The POWER light flashed 16 (I think) times. Then the car was totaly fine again. It's done this a handful of times over the last two and a half years. Is it trying to tell me something? Is something wrong? Is it two cars welded together?

There's a club affiliated importer called Importance who should be able to get a nice one to your spec for that sort of money.

I wouldn't worry too much about figures. They always vary a bit depending on who tests and what equipment they use.

Sounds like a Dubai plate. I think that's legal on a Dubai registered car.

'98 R1 and you ride it with F-T Aqua gloves? :x: ;)

What do you think is the best one out there? For me it has to be Death in Vegas , Scorpio Rising. Check it out. Visual poetry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n323F8FuKKk I'm not just after smut either. Britney's Toxic is my fave for girly action if that's what you're after! Yum! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lThgXzT4UCc Or maybe Eric Prydz - Call on Me.. That's what me housing association flat on the Dogsthorpe Road was like when I was single. Well, kind of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhZV91xkThs

It looks pretty tide except the bonnet wont shut. Besides, I'd have it in me Hillman Imp.

I was definitely a geek at school. Which should have translated into an IT job and six-figure salary as an adult. But the crystal meth got me and it's all scratch cards and going on the rob now. So I'm not doing the test out of bitterness. Ah well, them's the breaks.

Not a fan but the Mrs watched it. I could have given that Grace one though - she had an arse like a ten year old boy! (and I mean than in a complimentary heterosexual way, not a paedo-nonce-way).

Happy birthday Meanmachine. :duffer: :duffer: You need some proper English beer, not that weak Benelux nonsense! And blimey - Jonce! She's far too good for him. Jammy barsteward.

:eek: All round Mac's house? Sharing birds? Chris C? It's all getting a bit continental in here tonight! How very dare you! I'll have no part of it. I'm a married man I tell you, a married man. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: I'm watching you - what with the Bunnymeister beng away on a drink and drugs bender and everything!

gouranga 61 up, 25 down random word made up up north to make confuse idiots from south "what the hell does gouranga mean?"