Craig David

Don't worry Sir Stella - I've got me eye on all of them. Any trouble and I'll let you know quick smart. ;)

So what's the monumenous occasion? A 300ZX on-line drinking binge?

I had a vvank earlier this afternoon so nothing that special down here. :dance:

No-one's going anywhere! The wheels look like a bargain though - do they fit straight on the 300ZX?

I need to work till 7 then look at a house then eat a takeaway so should be on the booze by 8-8.30. That scrumpy's stong stuff and I've got cans of beer if that all goes. Mean to be on the p1ss with gypsy dave tomorrow so shouldn't get too hammered tonight.

What's up mate? (drink is the answer regarless of the problem but tell us!)

OK, mate I'll dig one out and send it - not right now but as soon as I can.

Not had a drop or a smoke all week so I'm gonna get stuck in proper in a bit. I've got a three litre box of scrumpy to be kicking off with.

My mate's cat once threw up an entire squirrel which looked similar although it did it in one fast, clean motion rather than easing it out.

This is the seller http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=tailor_made_suits&iid=250024220660&frm=284&ssPageName=VIP:feedback:1:uk It took 3.5 weeks to arrive. But I was very pleased with it. It was exactly what I'd asked for (based on what Connery wore in Dr No but in a light cream / white)! I'm an odd size and off-the-peg suits just don't fit - but this one was perfect. I'm no suit expert though! It was made on Koh Samui I think! If you're serious about getting one I can send a picture.

You could probably run it on cooking oil - 40p a litre.

I bought a made-to-measure suit from an ebay seller in Thailand. It felt like a gamble at the time. It was about £100. I provided lots of measurements and chose the material, colour, style (style by sending photos (mainly from early Bond films)). It turned up and it was spot on - I got married in it. I'd post a photo but I fear the photoshoppers and piss takers!

More spectacular than it first looks too! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/106919/snake_regurgitates_whole_hippo/

Well that's me but I didn't want to boast.

I hate these 'automated receptionist' or whatever they're called when you call someon like your bank or insurance company and have to listen to a slow list and then choose an option with your phone buttons. I'm thiking of making my own recordings for popular questions I get asked by people on the phone after I've gone through their automated receptionist. So when they ask me question I could just press a button relating to my pre-recorded answer (on my computer or a digital dictaphone or something) and put the phone by a speaker and see how they like it. I could read out my address v...err....yyy sl..oww...y followed by a prolonged legal statement and tell them I'm recording the call as I basically don't trust them. Or another message I could play to them could be... "I... f...orr....g...ot... w...hhh.aa.t... myy... pa..s.s....w..orrr....ddd i...ssss c...annnn... y...ooouuuu.... re...m..i..nn.ddd.. me .............a....ss..... IIiiiiiiii.... c...aaa...nnnn.ttttt..... reee....mmmm...e.....mmmm.bbbeerrrrr...... wwwwhhha...tttt....... ittt..... iss....." Bet they don't like it up them!

Just do the same as this guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=321f_e8Ap0M ;)

Ah.... the breakdancing. Surely one of the coolest things and an art form. I rate the B-boying and the popping and locking as best. It's all in the footwork. Start with the six step. Footwork, footwork, footwork, footwork, power move, power move, freeze. Easy! First you must master the turtle! Unless you have the ballance, poise, grace and muscle of a gymnast you will find it difficult.

A regular stereo doesn't fit straight in - needs a little work IIRC. I got rid of my standard one just cos I wanted a face-off one to stop people breaking in.

I still think we should have a place (maybe in the members area) where if someone's banned it's recorded who, why and for how long so members can see. Maybe include who banned them too. It would avoid much confusion.

Has your membership expired? Only paid up members can edit as Graham said.

Offset's 35-37 IIRC. Width? Not sure... from 7.5 up to 9 or more I guess.

Just through interest.... roughly what would a TT conversion cost?

Streuth Peachy, they're masons!

Ok, here's something I noticed years ago as a motorcycle courier doing lots of miles.... Lots of cars with hats on the parcell shelf - specifically straw boater style hats. Is it a masonic sign to tell the police to leave them alone? Or is it just people with hats on their parcell shelves and I'm paranoid?

Sorry lads - can't do it!