Craig David

I did a 15.8 in my 2+2 auto NA - totaly standard except bigger wheels and cheap tyres.

You knows it!

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Lol - that's from the thread - not me! Here's one that happened to a mate of mine... He met a girl at a club and took her back to his parents house. His parents were away for the weekend. He shagged the girl in his parents bed. He was doing her up the bum and broke her arse in some way - blood and sh1t all over the bed. He took her to hospital and came home to tidy up - but the mess had already soaked through to the mattress. When his parents came back Sunday night he told them 'the dog had an accident on your bed'! When he came home from work on monday they'd had the dog put town - they'd had it 12 years too.

Re: Strangest girl you have ever pulled Sat, 22 July 2006 12:28 Pulled some bird on myspace after I aked if she took in the ass. Anyway, get round to hers fully expecting to burst her backdoors open but she tells me it wasn't happening. Gutted. Then she decides she wants me to choke the f**k out of her whilst biting her tit to the point it was bruised for about a week after that. There's something really strange looking up and watching a girl cum whilst your choping on her tit like Hagar the Horrible and she's going red/purple from the vice like grip round her throat. Never did let me f**k her in the ass but did get to nearly fist it and then make her suck my fingers clean whilst I call her a dirty ****ing **** for doing it. Gotta love fat goth munters.

I pulled this girl called Jo from Peterborough in Tenerife the once (she was pretty fit as it goes, long blonde hair, decent bazooka's and nice to talk to). We were both absolutely caned and I decide to wander off into the toilets of some dody night club to give her a bit of a seeing-to. Anyway, it was about 3am and from what I can remember we were both naked in the toilet and I remember thinking "This is going to be good". I'm sure I was about to stick it up her but the next thing I know is I wake up naked in the toilet and she's asleep naked next to me (bearing in mind this toilet is about 3ft x 6ft). It's somehow 10am (7 hours later) and I still don't know to this day (nor did she apparently) whether I actually knobbed her. We both laughed it off until we opened the toilet door to see the club totally locked up and some f**king rottweilers as guard dogs strolling around the bar area. We have to quickly scuttle back into the cubicle to avoid getting savaged to death or killed by rabies and have to sit in there for another 4 hours (which was quite a scream as I definitely did give her a seeing to then and she obliged with a couple of splendid bjs) until some guy opened the club for a drinks delivery. Quite a night. I thought I'd just knob her, in and out in 5minutes then never see her again when in fact we both fell asleep and spent almost 12 hours with her in a toilet the size of a small broom cupboard. I won't mention the p*ss and vomit which was on the floor...

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another Re: Strangest girl you have ever pulled Wed, 19 July 2006 14:40 Not one that happened to me, but a friend of my flatmate: By all accounts this guy gets a lot of action, so it was not unusual for him to go back with a random bird after a night out. The one he pulled on this particular night got him back to hers, and they got undressed and got into bed. She had plastic sheets on the bed, which he thought was a bit weird but didn't say anything. She was sucking him off, when she stopped and asked him to open the drawer next to her bed. in it was a conical shaped device. he passed it to her, and she said tell me when you're about to cum. She then began to suck him off again and stuck this cone thing up his arse. Nearing the point of climax he said 'Im about to cum'. At that point she pulled the cone out and he jizzed everywhere and shat himself at the same time. He said it was one of the best feelings he's had in his life.

From the thread: Re: Strangest girl you have ever pulled Tue, 18 July 2006 16:35 here's another a few years ago a (ex)mate of mine and i went for a drive he was a bit down because his bird dumped him(he was a prick so deserved it) and he wanted to go somewhere to cheer himself up so he told me about this bird he'd been shagging on the side for years and he reckoned she would shag us both! thinking he was full of sh*t we get there and her granny opens the door-she was about 200 years old blind as a bat and deaf as ****!- so we go in then in she walks...she only had down syndrome! the dirty b*stard was shagging this retard for years! so he winks at me and says he'll be back in a minute...30 mins later he comes back and right in front of the granny says "she's a great ride, go on in she wont mind!" so i walk in still in shock about the whole thing and she is there on her back, buck naked her chest covered in his baby batter. i thought i would get sick. i made my excuses and left. i could never look at him the same way again...

Great thread http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=173351&prevloaded=1&rid=&S=8bf2181792261160c3361ca0db65e466&rev=&reveal=&start=0&count=40 Anyone pulled a strange bird ever? (or bloke for the lasses!)

Have a good day mate :duffer:

Oh hang on, maybe I just needed to enlarge my window....

:duffer: :duffer: Me too! And your sig is too wide for my computer!

Surely only baby elephants? Even they're BIG! I'm amazed. There was a clip of a tiger killing a big croc on there too.

My wife says your toilet's blocked Deeeeyyyyyve!

I'd need an enormous indian in a motorhome to help me fight crime too. Or was that 'Renegade'?

You're my wife now Dave!

Hope it's better than my donner was. The wife's saveloy and chips was way tastier. :dance:

Good to see 'old ripple pecs' still has a way with the ladies! I aspire to be more like him but I need a blouson-style leather jacket. And a car with a puff's voice.

And bring me back a monkey this time! ;)

That's going to need a proper repair - smoothrite, cardboard, filler and top coat!

Aye, watch out for yourself and see you soon.

Oh and goodbye Zman - don't be a stranger! Good luck with the Toyota

THAT's where it's from! I'd always wondered! Nae one's going anywhere! This wee lassie got glassed and nae c*** leaves till we find which c*** did it!

ROFPMSL! You could shoot it into her eye maybe?