DaFox

King Kong, or just Kong for short... :nana2: It's big, black and powerfull cops will hate it It's far too big for the city Women are strangely attracted to it It has an almighty Roar It will eventually die and leave you broken hearted :rofl:

Mine's a bucket of crap. No sooner do I fix one thing than another falls off!!!

a-ha... as if it doesn't already look enough like a wedding car!!!!!

who's doing the work for you mate?

Hmmm... Have a nice basket arrangement of potpuree moulded into my bonnet... that's a mod no one else has! lol

Maybe if it was a Royal Marine Mouse It would scare away the elephant and kick seven shades of shit out of all 6 of the cats!! I don't think the're be much left for the cat after the eliphant has gone anyhoo. If I get a highpower water pistol and soak the buggers from my bedroom window, how long do you think it'll take for them to get the message???

Handy... Fertiliser anyone?

Ye but then how do i get rid of the dog...?

Yes it's been vibrating since i got the car. So it looks like i'm going to need someone to drop the gearbox and prop, replace the clutch (with an upgrade) renew the GB seals, replace the prob centre bearing. Sorry to be a bit ignorant but will the diff need dropping also as I need all new bushes on the rear suspension (knocking) and maybe new Hicas arms (back-end is unstable depite having TEIN adjustables all round). Trying to get everything done in one go. Looks like I got myself a real lemon, didn't I!!! Not much change from a grand :headvswal

HMMM... dog shit.... Gives a new meaning to "goes like stink". How about elecryfying the zed's body?

Isn't citrus juice acidic? won't that damage the paint? Pepper, just normall table pepper? so just sprinkle some on the bonnet...? That make them sneeze? that's kinda ironic cuz I'm alergic to them too :)

Thanks :) It is leaving little oil puddles but only very small ones. Pretty sure it's engine oil tho. Is that engine oil getting into the box? or engine or gearbox oil getting into the clutch? Is it terminal or do I have a few thousand miles left? I figure if it'll last a while longer it would give me time to save for an upgraded clutch. I changed the gearbox and diff oil about 2 months ago but ive only done about 200 miles since.

My next-door neighbour has 6 cats!!! He is also building a large extension on his house. Almost every morning i open my bedroom curtains to find a furball curled up on my bonnet!! How can i stop the bloody vermin from walking cement footprints all over my car...? Preferably a humane method, but failing that does anyone know what lbs/sq" spring i'd need to fit to my bonnet hinges. If I fitted a remote controll solenoid to the catch, I could launch the buggers into the next street from the comford of my bedroom :nana2:

Drive the car gently until engine has reached normal temp. The first time I "boot it" the clutch seems to slip under boost. After that it's fine. Clutch bites at about 3/4 up. No problem with hill-starts. Is this the first sign that i'm gonna have to throw even more money at the damn thing!!!? Would it save some labour if I have the prop shaft centre bearing done at the same time, cause that's on its way out too...? Thanks guys :bow:

I paid for my membership with paypal and sent them a copy of the paypal receipt. That did the trick.

ooh ooh!!! Please could you upload this doc... pretty pleeeeease!!!!

ditto :)

Is there anyone like that in the North Wales/Cheshire area? I have the same problem with my front.

Hand me a needle and thread my sides have just split!

Not far from me (all the jokes about sheep and farmers are hilarious by the way, oh please don't stop! :xxx: ) Don't know him, not seen the car about. 265bhp is a tadd high for an n/a methinks. and as for the spoiler - yes he should be slapped! The interior reminds me of the a "skyscraper jumper", with the blood red guts hanging out of a gray carcus - tasty! Did you know Blaenau Festiniog has the UK's highest suicide rate (I shit you not!) - this may help shedd some light on the psychology of this poor sick individual.

yep, i feel much better now.

I'm going down this same "economy" route with my dump valves. I got 2 Cutom made twin piston dump valves (Baileys type) My sister has links in the trade :). Got the blanking plugs and some T piece collars. was gonna fit them in front of the throttle bodies (best place IMHO) but you might have hit on something there... If the DV conection is too small to fit then all you need is the right size section of hose to cut to make a shim/collar to make a nice tight seal. Might try that when I get the car back.

Try faking your own death! You could always say you were too drunk to remember where you were at the time of the alleged offence. I got a NIP for a car that I'd sold a month earlier. Just sent it back with a note saying. Sold the car, don't have the new keepers details. Never heard anything since... that was 4 years ago... before they changed the rulles on V5's.

The photo can only be used as evidence if the driver can be clearly seen. If the photo also shows you in the passenger seat then it's evidence you can use in your deffence.

Found her: Heather Thomas http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/heatherthomas hhmmmmmm i remember now...