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ahh there was me thinking the Z stood for zonking as in the jap ZZR motorbike...the zonky zonky racer :)

i was in maderia drive on sunday in my red zed...didnt see the blue one unless your going colour blind...;)...but did meet a guy with a black h plated jap n/a by the london rd

different tack here.....would say the fittest male gymnast out gun the bouncer...them guys who do the rings and vaulting etc are built like trucks...agile and very strong

saw this one the back of a scooby..... my other car's a porsche but today i'm in a hurry...!

that reminds me the dog that was blown up in the fire place after the internal examination belonged to my old flat mate...the dog was a bischon called Bentley...and in real life he was called Bentley too...!

haha...now your talking....but wait who is this.... you're all my wives now...PAPA LAZZAROO

dont do it Andy think about your cats and their babies...!

i get your drift there Duffer.......seeing as this thread has been hijacked by Allo allo quotes i couldnt leave it without mentioning Herr Flick who used to refer to his sidekick...."Von Schmallhausen" in that superior way..still cracks me up...who said the germans aint got a sense of humour...?

i am an old woman...why will no-one listen

listen carefully i shall say this only once.................you stupid woman...!

thats the kind of thing Avid Bo selecta Merrion would say...:)

"gud moaning" (in french accent)

i'm selling Edvard Munch's The Scream (no frame)...it dont match my lounge wallpaper...i'll consider a swap for a Sam Fox in the string vest Athena poster circa 1983 framed if possible

haha that happened to a mate of mine stiches n all...fell back and hit a big cast iron rad all schools seem to have..still couldnt have been the same school as this was in the early 80's

my bro in law..is a diabetic...and when he was at school he showed a couple of class mates how to inject insulin...and he stuck needles in them too so they could get the whole experience...no harm done (to them) but there sure was a rumpus from the school...nutter

better zed than dead....!

this is a moot point...i've been busy...but rest assured all good things come to those who wait :)

my point is if the weather is temp wise across the year is the same as the UK but with bigger extremes then no mod is needed...looking today and over the past few weeks the weather has been even hotter there than the UK so i fail to see the rational behind the gearbox cooler...unless you cane the car...which would apply to any model

i knew i wanted one years back...after so long it has now become a classic in its own right and i'm not considering any other type of classic car again...to find this site and its contributors/members is the icing on the cake

http://www.roxy.com nothing rude just healthy outdoor sporty types

glad it worked out....my dad an me always give really stuck items a quick blast of the blow torch... a handy investment for any tool box

got there late on sunday after 2.30pm and parked up on the wrong hill...!! shame about the arrows not flying...oh well nice pics btw and on the way out i did see a gold 350z near the pub but not in your group it would seem judging from the pics...could have been another convert if he had parked on the right hill

the site you mean....? well it is based on the leaflet which all good citizens of Blair-land should be getting right about now...this site is however a send up of the official site run by HMGovt

heat them up with a blow torch or similar...:)

http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/ :rofl: even better if you got the leaflet in the post today like i did