painting for sale

[Uno]

i'm selling Edvard Munch's The Scream (no frame)...it dont match my lounge wallpaper...i'll consider a swap for a Sam Fox in the string vest Athena poster circa 1983 framed if possible

[Guest mickeyb]

:rofl: :rofl:

[davido140]

how about a swap for the fallen madonna with the big boobies?? (anybody remember that?)

[Guest Scottywil]

sorry, i was just 'pissing' this post. :rofl:

[Uno]

how about a swap for the fallen madonna with the big boobies?? (anybody remember that?)

 

"gud moaning" (in french accent)

[EvoluZion3]

"we need to defuse the german bum before it explodds"

[Uno]

listen carefully i shall say this only once.................you stupid woman...!

[john-boy]

"They have crapped along the tunnel, and they are dogging!" :rofl:

[friday]

My fave: "I 'ave a dicky tickerrrrr!" :D

[Uno]

i am an old woman...why will no-one listen

[Guest andyduff]

i am an old woman...

 

 

:rofl: PMSL you're not alone on this site mate!!! :D;)

[Uno]

i get your drift there Duffer.......seeing as this thread has been hijacked by Allo allo quotes i couldnt leave it without mentioning Herr Flick who used to refer to his sidekick...."Von Schmallhausen" in that superior way..still cracks me up...who said the germans aint got a sense of humour...?

[Guest andyduff]

 

Now you've started it, hows about League of Gentlemen:

 

Herr Lip

 

LMFFFFFAO :D:D:D

[tack]

how about a swap for the fallen madonna with the big boobies?? (anybody remember that?)

that actuall painting was on display at longleat house about 10 years ago

[Uno]

Herr Lip

 

haha...now your talking....but wait who is this....

you're all my wives now...PAPA LAZZAROO

[davido140]

 

Now you've started it, hows about League of Gentlemen:

 

Herr Lip

 

LMFFFFFAO :D:D:D

 

Ales Cla! (or however you spell it!)

 

Anybody see the live show they did a couple of years ago? was top class!

[davido140]

My league of gentlemen T-shirt, loved wearing this one to the job centre when I was made redundant last year!!

[Guest Nelson MainFella]

i'm selling Edvard Munch's The Scream (no frame)...it dont match my lounge wallpaper...i'll consider a swap for a Sam Fox in the string vest Athena poster circa 1983 framed if possible

 

do u have nething a bit more cheerful ?!:rofl:

[Craig David]

Ales Cla! (or however you spell it!)

 

Anybody see the live show they did a couple of years ago? was top class!

 

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh....Justin, Justin, my very own Justin.

I am learning your English to speak. Perhaps you are helping me get my mouth around your hard bits. :dance:

[pete shrimp]

We didnt burn him!!! :eek:

[RichardS]

We didnt burn him!!! :eek:

 

Tubbs & Edward - pure class :cool:

 

"This is a local shop for local people, there's nothing for you here" :bow:

 

Just been watching one of these - got all 3 series..... :dance:

 

Richard :)

[NismO_UK]

Oh, how topical!!

[Guest andyduff]

Best ever is when the vet blows the tortoise to oblivion :D

[Uno]

that reminds me the dog that was blown up in the fire place after the internal examination belonged to my old flat mate...the dog was a bischon called Bentley...and in real life he was called Bentley too...!

[RichardS]

that reminds me the dog that was blown up in the fire place after the internal examination belonged to my old flat mate...the dog was a bischon called Bentley...and in real life he was called Bentley too...!

 

Heh heh,

 

Just watched this one tonight.....

 

.....ROFPMSL :rofl: :rofl:

 

Richard :cool: