Most ammount of trouble at school?

[takemetothepub]

Come on sure there must be some cracking storys on getting in trouble at school here?

 

My worst one was when I brought down the ceiling :D ran out the room to a teacher standing there after hearing the massive crash! oops!

[Guest AdamR]

Light saber fighting with flourescent light tubes in the exam room right before my english A level.....

They both shattered, so we brushed it into a cupboard and ran off - then halfway through the exam, the bored teacher goes into the cupboard and crunch crunch crunch.........

[Guest chunk]

One of the science teachers used to have a crafty fag between classes, so me and a mate left 3 gas taps on.......

 

I think you can work out what happened!!

 

Needless to say he was fine and no one nows who did it.......so dont go telling anyone ;)

[Guest AdamR]

you're right - you were a naughty little boy!!!!!

[Guest chunk]

Lmfao

[Uno]

my bro in law..is a diabetic...and when he was at school he showed a couple of class mates how to inject insulin...and he stuck needles in them too so they could get the whole experience...no harm done (to them) but there sure was a rumpus from the school...nutter

[MikeGroves]

used to have a habit of removing plug and plug sockets and rewiring them,

 

feckign stupid YES, luckily noone was ever hurt, used to blow most of the schools circuts though,

 

I got a homemade dart stuck in someones head once also.

 

I can banned from woodwork after school for making baseball bats with iron sticking out the end (still pretty impressive lathe work the teacher said)

 

Used to undo science lab taps and rurn water off at mains - result when mains turned back on all taps would fall off and water would piss out everywhere.

 

In the 1997 general election I was campaigning for the school conservative team (who would have thought ;)) got in trouble ther for ripping down all the other teams banners.

 

hacked the school network a few times, only got in trouble for that when I changed the admins personal statement details.

 

used to do this trick where you make someone breathe out hard ten times and then you grab their stomach, it makes them pass out (funnily enough everyone new this and were still quite happy to do it) on one occasion where i was in the room but not "involved" this resulted in someone needing 12 stiches in their head from two wounds

 

my favorite one was throwing someones trainer out of the window, they get of roof to get it and then closing the window

 

also used to put paper on projectors, after a while it would usually ignite.

 

had quite a lot of the schools magnesium supply also, never managed to get ahold of the ceasium though (DAMN)

 

few other things i didn't get caught for that i don't think i should post up on a public forum. it's all just general school kids pranks really, its why im scared about having kids really....

[Uno]

used to do this trick where you make someone breathe out hard ten times and then you grab their stomach, it makes them pass out (funnily enough everyone new this and were still quite happy to do it) on one occasion where i was in the room but not "involved" this resulted in someone needing 12 stiches in their head from two wounds

 

haha that happened to a mate of mine stiches n all...fell back and hit a big cast iron rad all schools seem to have..still couldnt have been the same school as this was in the early 80's

[NismO_UK]

Managed to shatter a massive flourescent light fitting on a very high sports hall ceiling with a rather heavy handed dig during volleyball, which resulted in a PE class being showered with broken glass!!!

[Guest chunk]

Oh and once in the same science class, as you know you wear really shite aprons, well a few of us tor holes in the and put our weeners (LOL, that word cracks me up) though the said holes, and then got a girl to get a imaginary item ;) out of the pockets!!

 

Yep, i know its been on films and such, but we did this 18 years ago!!!

 

:D:D:D:D:D

[NismO_UK]

Never actually got caught, but a few friends and I discovered that if you cut the little plastic tube bit from the end of a shoelace, with about 1cm of shoelace still attached, you could then fluff out the shoelace bit and slide a pin through it down the plastic tube bit to form a sort of dart.

When fired out of a McDonalds straw in a blowpipe style, these would fly for considerable distances, and stick into most things they hit.

This lead to an assembley for the whole school, where we were told that anyone found with these darts would be instantly expelled.

Also led to a few mothers moaning about the amount of shoelaces we went through!!

[tooley]

we took an rs2000 we had procured the night before for what we hoped would be some fun on the bankings at school but the numpty driving it bumped into a teacher from the next school so we baled and as we were on the run i happened upon a sd1 rover vitesse that some poor guy had left running while he nipped into the shop for a paper.....being the dicks we were we then proceded with our ealier plan of going down the banking to show off to all the masses waiting for us at school....when you are 14 you dont think about police being on duty because of the miners strike but there they were and happily radioed that they had seen 5 scrotes nipping onto the bankings in a car in school uniforms......there we were mooching up and down with at least 300 of our fellow pupils cheering us on when the full force of the law showed up....we baled again and scarpered of into school safe in the knowledge they would never get us with 100's of kids being there.when you are sporting a baseball cap and a combat jacket though you are nopt too difficult to find.......needless to say we were hastily found and got what was possibly the biggest bollicking anyone had ever received......we also got fined £4000 pounds each and banned for 18 months for accruing the some total 134 points each for our offences and then aiding and abetting each other....................its not big or clever but there you go

[davido140]

Tooley wins.

[Guest x-biker]

School, ahhh those were the days! :mac1: :hyper:

 

1. We used to find that the second year kids didn't bounce too well when you threw them out of thrid floor windows onto concrete. They just seemed to break bones :confused:

 

2. Fighting with StMarks school down the road.... they decided they;d had enough of getting their arses kicked every week, so they took to bringing mallets, hammers and Stanley blades with them.......until our lot turned up with shotguns! :eek:

 

3. The headmaster pissed off one of my mates, so we ripped the power cable from the back of an OHP, tied it to a door knob opposite the headmasters office, and tied the other end to the headmasters door (both doors pulled inwards)....then we put a load of petrol and paper at the bottom of his door and set light to it. It was sooooo funny to see the short fat little shit having to shimmy down two floors by drainpipe while his office was ablaze! :eek: :eek:

 

4. The geography teacher pissed off another of my mates, so my mate went home, got a carving knife, came back to school and stabbed the teacher. :eek:

 

5. A bunch of us were piling onto the bus at the stop outside the school gates. An old boy was getting pushed in front of, so he moaned to one of the bigger kids.....who punched him to the floor, picked up the spade that was in the garden by the stop and hacked the old boys ears off with it :eek:

 

There's LOADS more. The Police/Fire/Ambulance were at my school every day. I feel quite lucky to have survived! :( :hyper:

[greg]

soaking the R.E teacher with a foam fire extinguisher suspended :rolleyes:

 

 

dropping a condom full of water down 3 flights of stairs hitting the deputy on the head LOL :rofl: LMAO.... BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY :rofl:

 

and the usual fire crackers in rucksacks

 

smoking weed behind the bike shedS USUAL S*IT

[greg]

School, ahhh those were the days! :mac1: :hyper:

 

1. We used to find that the second year kids didn't bounce too well when you threw them out of thrid floor windows onto concrete. They just seemed to break bones :confused:

 

2. Fighting with StMarks school down the road.... they decided they;d had enough of getting their arses kicked every week, so they took to bringing mallets, hammers and Stanley blades with them.......until our lot turned up with shotguns! :eek:

 

3. The headmaster pissed off one of my mates, so we ripped the power cable from the back of an OHP, tied it to a door knob opposite the headmasters office, and tied the other end to the headmasters door (both doors pulled inwards)....then we put a load of petrol and paper at the bottom of his door and set light to it. It was sooooo funny to see the short fat little shit having to shimmy down two floors by drainpipe while his office was ablaze! :eek: :eek:

 

4. The geography teacher pissed off another of my mates, so my mate went home, got a carving knife, came back to school and stabbed the teacher. :eek:

 

5. A bunch of us were piling onto the bus at the stop outside the school gates. An old boy was getting pushed in front of, so he moaned to one of the bigger kids.....who punched him to the floor, picked up the spade that was in the garden by the stop and hacked the old boys ears off with it :eek:

 

There's LOADS more. The Police/Fire/Ambulance were at my school every day. I feel quite lucky to have survived! :( :hyper:

 

 

AND I THOUGHT I WAS A B****d at skool

[sideshowbob]

School, ahhh those were the days! :mac1: :hyper:

 

1. We used to find that the second year kids didn't bounce too well when you threw them out of thrid floor windows onto concrete. They just seemed to break bones :confused:

 

2. Fighting with StMarks school down the road.... they decided they;d had enough of getting their arses kicked every week, so they took to bringing mallets, hammers and Stanley blades with them.......until our lot turned up with shotguns! :eek:

 

3. The headmaster pissed off one of my mates, so we ripped the power cable from the back of an OHP, tied it to a door knob opposite the headmasters office, and tied the other end to the headmasters door (both doors pulled inwards)....then we put a load of petrol and paper at the bottom of his door and set light to it. It was sooooo funny to see the short fat little shit having to shimmy down two floors by drainpipe while his office was ablaze! :eek: :eek:

 

4. The geography teacher pissed off another of my mates, so my mate went home, got a carving knife, came back to school and stabbed the teacher. :eek:

 

5. A bunch of us were piling onto the bus at the stop outside the school gates. An old boy was getting pushed in front of, so he moaned to one of the bigger kids.....who punched him to the floor, picked up the spade that was in the garden by the stop and hacked the old boys ears off with it :eek:

 

There's LOADS more. The Police/Fire/Ambulance were at my school every day. I feel quite lucky to have survived! :( :hyper:

'ckin hell! where did u go to school?

[EvoluZion3]

A school-mate decided it would be big and clever to throw stones at a passing police car. :nono: :slap:

[Guest x-biker]

'ckin hell! where did u go to school?

 

A place called Henry Compton in Fulham. We used to get all the kids that had been expelled from schools in Wandsworth and Tooting (lovely lot) Ours was the second worst school in the Inner London Education Authority area (hate to think what the other one was like! :eek: )

[MikeGroves]

lol remembered a funny one,

 

sex education

 

putting condoms over head and blowing them up with your nose

eating the pill (gave bigger cup size)

 

classic was my mate though, filled a condom up with spermicide jelly (must have been half a litre of the stuff in there) and proceded to bash kids int he playground around the head with it, it took a bit of punishment, i think on the 3rd kid it smashed though lol. Of coursse being kids covered in spericide was the same as being covered in spunk

[Guest russ]

infant school

undid all the butterfly bolts holding the climbing frame together, broke arm of little girl

suspended

junior school

emptied contents of fish pond thru head teachers open window at night, fighting resulting in one child being taken to hospital , smashing school windows, hitting a teacher

suspeneded social reports blah blah

senior school

smashed every demountable window, and half of all windows at the school , two weekends running, set fire to school , blowing down the bunsen taps ( makes all of them go out at once) connecting pipe from water tap to gas supply then turning water on thats fun, smoking dope in P.E, filling sinks with gas from bunsen burning and waiting for gas to reach naked flame.

asked to leave told if I put a foot inside school premises that i would be arrested.

College did not turn up for the first 3 months, general pain in the arse drove my car to college and across its grounds police informed

3 review panels

2 referal panels

after first year asked to leave and told not to approach any further education establishment as my records would be forwarded on.

 

have to say loads of fun

[Craig David]

Tooley wins.

 

He's from Manchester. That's above average behaviour there.

 

;)

[bigalz]

Too much to mention but all rather tame compared to x-biker.

Biology, we managed to cover the ceiling with meat cut away from old eyeballs- still there a few years later and probably to to this day.

Most memorable was in a class called traffic education where we learnt about roads, driving etc.. took the occasional moped out. One day, teacher brought in a pristine Sinclair C5 for us to test-- guess who rolled it multiple times? yep- BigAL, reckon I should get one now and put a zed engine in it :rofl:

[bigalz]

and for those of you too young to know what a C5 is:

[Guest Nelson MainFella]

created a massive squeaky pop by filling a gas jar with hydrogen from lithium + acid. The gas jar exploded from my hand (no injuries luckily) and part went into the celing -the bang was VERY loud -whole class stopped -pissed oursleves laughing on way home.

 

took some sodium home and put it into vinegar to get flames etc. ;-)

 

imagine the fun u cud have today with no nails glue ??!