AndyP

However easy it is to say yes, by doing so you are lowering yourself to their level, so No.

The obvious places for servicing local to you is SE Nissan 01621 858856. For sensibly priced parts, good deals on tyres etc then call Mike Feeney at MJP on 01277 374201. I'm not a million miles from you so I might be able to help with fitting of some stuff if that sort of thing is not your thing. 'fraid I don't really have time to do cambelt type jobs though.

Clocks go back tonight ... see you all in the winter time ! Make sure those lights are bright for Monday evening ... ;)

Really, maybe I believed the hype, because I thought it was something to do with displacing the water within 40 seconds ?

Cheeky feckers - I will not have my butler referred to as a 'man servant' ! LOL :D

What a load of guff - looks like it's been written on a Macintrash ! :D Apologies to the people who put the work in of course, it looks luuverrly. But what you need is people not forums. QED

Nope - slander is spoken, libel is written ! You need to read Private Eye more ... LOL :D

But it depends on how closely you count it ! :D

Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an a-sy-lum ! LMAO :D

I was inspired by your "people you love to hate" ;) (eg Cilla Black)

So you may have restored it's lustre, whether it has become illustrious is a different matter entirely ! LMAO :D

South Africans and red Zeds !

Aside from the obvious things like buses, caravans, all cars with less than 200bhp etc ...

Apart from the obvious politicians ... Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Cilla Black Chevy Chase Dale Winton Anne Robinson (but not her daughter) Nicky Campbell There will be many more if I think about it ...

... estimated flywheel figures are a waste of time. In my book unless it touches the road it doesn't count. Peace !

'Illustrious shine' eh ? I think she may have something to say about that ! LOL :D

Take a look here under Cruise Control section http://www.300zx.org.uk/tech_17.htm

Well my last set of rear Bridgestone S-03's lasted 10K and I'm pretty happy with that. Whilst I don't do donuts all over the place they certainly don't get an easy life. Having said that my previous set only lasted 6K but that was with S-02's and before I got the wheel alignment sorted correctly.

(maybe I'm getting old!)

A lot will depend upon where you live, but in my rural idyl (!) I managed to get insured on an import for under £500 with http://www.lifesure.co.uk

My decat pipes went on a year ago, so I suppose I've done about 9000 miles since then. No noticable change in turbo problems, perhaps even a slight improvement, but I put that down to crap being collected in the cat and then being blown out all in one go when you boot it, as opposed to a steady trickle without the cats. Mileage now is about 61,000

Although it is very interesting to see how many times each post has been read.

You don't really want to use that much cleaner, it'll just end up sloshing around the plenum and gumming up something else. All you need to be doing is cleaning enough of the throttle body neck so that the butterfiles close properly and seal correctly. The trickier part is getting the outside edge of the butterfiles clean, so you need to wedge them open and have long fingers.

8 hours, bloody hell they must have practiced some to do it in that time. I helped out Grant with his and it's a bloody (fingers), fiddly, time consuming job. Should be no problem for a DIY as long as you have no fear of taking stuff apart and can remember how it all goes back together !

The Most Powerful English Word Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is "****". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. "****" falls into many grammatical categories.It can be used as a verb - both transitive (Dave ****ed Anne) and intransitive (Dave then ****ed off home). It can be used as an active verb (Dave ****s Anne regularly) or as a passive verb (Anne is regularly ****ed by Dave). It makes a wonderful adjective (Anne is ****ing beautiful) and can even be a noun (Dave is a fine ****). So you see, there are not many words with the versatility of "****". Besides its sexual connotations, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations : aggression : **** you. apathy : Who gives a **** anyway? denial : I didn't ****ing do it. derision : He ****s everything up despair : ****ed again. difficulty : I don't understand this ****ing job. disbelief : How the **** did you do that? dismay : Oh, **** it. displeasure : What the **** is going on? fraud : I got ****ed by my insurance agent. goodbye : **** off. greeting : How the **** are you? incompetence : He's all ****ed up. lost : Where the **** are we? mistake : That's ****ed it. panic : Let's get the **** out of here. perplexity : I know **** all about it. philosophical : Who gives a ****? rebellion : **** this for a game of soldiers. resignation : Oh, **** it. retaliation : Up your ****ing ass. surprise : **** me. suspicion : Who the **** are you? trouble : I guess I'm ****ed now. It can be...useful in describing anatomy : He's a ****ing asshole. used to tell the time : It's five ****ing thirty. used in business : How did I get this ****ing job. a predication : Oh, will I get ****ed. maternal : You great mother****er. nautical : **** the admiral. political : **** Kinnock/Thatcher. used to open a relationship : Let's ****. The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years, the more notable of them being : What the **** was that? Mayor of Hiroshima Look at all those ****ing Indians! General Custer Where's all that ****ing water coming from? Captain of the Titanic What a place to plant a ****ing tree. Marc Bolan That's not a real ****ing gun. John Lennon The ****ing throttle's stuck! Donald Campbell Who's going to ****ing know? President Nixon I'm outside the ****ing exclusion zone. Capt. of Gen. Belgrano Heads are going to ****ing roll! Anne Boleyn Who let that ****ing woman drive? Space Shuttle Captain Watch him, he'll have some ****er's eye out. King Harold I thought I could smell ****ing petrol. Nikki Lauda What ****ing map? Mark Thatcher It's my best ****ing coat. Michael Foot She's just a ****ing secretary. Cecil Parkinson He's just a ****ing mate. Jeremy Thorpe Any ****er can understand that. Einstein It ****ing looks like her! Picasso Where's the ****ing brakes on this thing. Donald Campbell Where the **** are we? Christopher Columbus It's a sunny day, we don't need a ****ing top on the car. JFK What the ****s that coming down the ventilation shaft. Iraqi airbase staff Nobody will give a **** about the poll tax. Margaret Thatcher How the **** do we work that out? Pythagoras You want what on the ****ing ceiling?! Michaelangelo I don't suppose it's ****ing raining. Joan of Arc I didn't want to ****ing go anyway. Sebastian Coe I haven't got a ****ing clue. Miss Marples.