Ajay

Cheers. :) As I say, I'm not that bothered, really, as I *do* have one. I also have the Black and Red blanks waiting for the log book to arrive and thence for me to get enough time together to get to Nissan.... :)

Nope. I haven't tried to get them from Nissan yet - hence the "might". I'm still waiting for my log book to arrive... :rolleyes:

I might be interested.... I've already got one for the black Zed but it's getting a little worn. :)

Yep...can't see anything about USING it on anyone there! :D Just that ChrisC might want to be the first in line to "see". :D :p :D

:eek: :eek: Did I miss something? :D I agreed to purchase a strap-on, if it saved me from going in the Lake! :D

What, and get slated for not allowing you freedom of speech? Look, I'm already in the Lake at Billing, I don't need concrete accessories! :D ;)

Oh fair enough, then. :p But really, dragging my accident up was a bit low.... :(

Not at all. Depending on which version of the story you have heard (and I've heard 4 differing versions :rolleyes: ), allow me to tell you from someone who was there. It was the SIDE of the van, not the rear.

I've got to join in here! :D :D Try being a female in a sports car and then see just how dangerous men can be! :rolleyes: I swear that I suffer from invisibility syndrome as men leap before the Zed desperate to be in front, or overtake on stupidly blind bends or in front of oncoming traffic because they can't bear to be behind a female. Or the best ones - the Nova and Saxo brigade, arms shaking on the steering wheel as they desperately attempt to overtake.... :rolleyes: It's pathetic. Bad driving affects both sexes. Men tend to be over-confident and annoying, women tend to dither and flap about the place. For example, this morning, I had a bloke in a Mercedes attempting to read my chassis number from behind. I couldn't see his bonnet he was that close behind me. It wasn't as if I was blocking him, either, as there were 4 cars in front of me. But noooooo....he couldn't drive sensibly, like everyone else. :rolleyes:

Congratulations! :D WAMD....Now, if you'd've called him William Oscar Michael Duffy, the initials would have been WOMD....which is typical what children are and do. :D

Or 01277 374201 even. :) I've just ordered this lot from Mike : Matrix £135.90 Hoses (2) £14.20 each 250ml dose of RadHib £3.95 Carriage £7.25 +VAT would come to £206.21 to your door. HTH.

True... Nothing like being guilty until proven innocent, is there?

Yer stuffed then. :D

....and you need to know this because.....?

To the best of my knowledge and going on information received from the police in 5ive-o, those matrix sign speed limits are ADVISABLE, not ENFORCEABLE. According to the Highway Code, speed limits are only enforceable if surrounded by an unbroken red circle. (DISCLAIMER : It is in no way my fault if you test this, get snapped and receive points and / or a fine. :D )

EVERYTHING you change on the car from standard is a modification. Stands to reason. Some insurance companies won't worry too much about wheels and spoilers, but others are a stickler for them.

Cheers for this everyone. :) Please keep them coming. :)

...and you know, I even clicked on that link!! :p :D

:( Gutted for you.. :( Main thing is that you weren't hurt, but I know how you feel. :(

Billing Check List 1 x Strap On 1 x Keyboard ;)

PMSL!! Only if doing so means I'm exempt from the Lake. ;) Not that I have one, but if it means I'd get out of being thrown in, I'll go and buy one! :D

Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden NEXT!!! :D :p

*Sticks head in through open window* (Phew - secret's safe with you then, Nelson, yes? ;) ) Entirely possible that's where haveing a "screw" came from... :D I know that Fornicating Under Consent (of the) King is where THAT word came from. :D

:rolleyes:

Unless I used a CORKSCREW strap-on, of course...which I haven't...or an ordinary one...or any one.... But apparently and this should get you all going, female pigs suck and hold on until they have reached their climax and only then can the male pig fall off. Allegedly (Please note use of word!!) this would mean that a human male would have it ripped off if he tried it with a female pig. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway....... *steps out of thread and quietly closes the door behind her* :D :D :D :D