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Bacon and egg is the delicay of choice in this here neck of the woods, but going to have to wait till morning, going to call it a night as have a drive to Norwich tomorrow

Now I know thats wrong, cos Ive been convicted in most of the fookers.lol

The power steering pump has two sides to it, one drives the power steering, the other the hicas, you take the pump apart and remove the small rectangular vanes from the rear section. This means the front still drives the power steering but no drive to the hicas

Exactly the same, wonder if I slept with my 12 bore and I apologised in the morning would I get away with it?

not lately no, as its stilll in bits..............but soon, tho not a zed :shock:

You lucky sod. my mrs gives me shit in her sleep.lol Seriously, it is not unknown for her to give me a backhander. She wakes up and says " My hand really hurts........................................... And why is my nose bleeding? :p

Cos he needed to be advised that he killed an NA instead of a TT?

Who are you again?

Who said that a man wouldnt need to as he would put 'em on right first time? I could never be associated to such a chauvinistic statement, welcome to the forum BTW

Never thought you were that tall bud, though thinking about it, never saw you stand up. :) 6 ft here

Hope your family and tthose in the other vehicle are ok bud

doh, too slow

There are three bolts you need to use. The first is the pivot bolt which rests on the block of the engine at the end of the adjuster slide. The second is the lock nut which is on the fron side of the adjuster slide and the third is the adjusting bolt on the end of the adjuster slide. The first and second should only be cracked a few turns, the thrird is the one that actually adjusts the belt, when the belt is adjusted tighten up one and two

Nice to see you have become the guardian of the trader's jeff, I am sure it is much appreciated

Tw@t

I have a philips pro, which is the best Ive used. I use MSN to record assessments from clients who are too far away, gives excellent vieo and sound.

Glad to see you back bud, PM me your address and Ill send those instructions over.

could be wrong, but think this is only present in the series 2

I deleted the posts, and I deleted gregs posts as well, you two boys want to have a lovers tiff, get a room :)

I had a problem a senior engineer a few years back and when I said Iwas leaving he said "Put your keys on the table and f*ck off". "Can't do that" says I "I have a load of stuff in the back" " so take it home, empty your stuff out and then briong it back and F*ck off" Now normally I would have reared up, but instead I took his van home, emptied it of 2 Facom 42 piece socket sets, a roebuck 34 piece deep socket set, a 24v battery drill, a large selection of handtools and parts and took it back :) Though I was hoping he'd turn up for my leaving drink, but he wasnt that stupid :mac1:

Number one has got to be the original Charlie and the chocolate factory, may oompah loompahs :)

yes, it is

All the very best mate, you deserve it.

the screech could also be your viscous fan on the way out.

Am all for better treatment than that shown, some of those coonts want working over with a cattle prod, but similarly dont think it supports vegetarianism. If people didnt eat meat 99 % of those animals would never have existed becaus ethe truth is how many people would keep a cow, pig or sheep as a pet.