jock

Got a bit carried away the other morning and ripped the front off my zed, removed the carbon cannister, over flow bottle etc. So do I work my arse off to get it ready for JAE or say fook it and just jump on the blade?

Went out on my bike today , nice. Stopped in a service station and the car below pulled in, I saw the car and thought v.. nice, thenmn saw what was behind it, some people just need a slap :mac1:

Lateish on a friday night, should be a laugh (cos jack dee on the other side is well past his sell by and two pints hasnt started (funny and many fit birds)). Middle class, well educated tw@ts talking in Mockney accents blaming the middle class for picking on the working class calling them Chavs "just like they did the mods and the Coster mongers before them" WTF??? they even quoted Wayne Rooneys bird as queen of chavs??? NO, she looks like a chav, but she isnt, as she has money and the bling she wears isnt Elizabeth Duke you thick fooking Monkeys. And the Mods were working class lads who worked for their money and used it to tart themselves up a bit, just like the Coster Mongers before them. The Chavs are benefit claiming, white cider drinking, mock burberry wearing pond life, who would cut your middle class hearts out for the keys to your daddies BMW were you ever to walk down their "manor"! :headvswal Fooking middle class, pretend I'm working class, bleeding heart liberal tosspots. Come the revolution youre next up against the wall, along side the Chavs you w@nkers. Rant over :)

you did get the chip mapped for a dual intake? right?

you checked your ecu connection, too tight or too loose can cause it to idle rough, take it out and redo it, you may be pleasantly surprised.

Hugh - Jock cheers bud, still waiting for your call ?????

I have adam's old car and after the metal head gasket scenario he had the head mig wired and it ram at 19 psi with no problems while I was driving it ( apart from a sh1t load of det). When I did my rebuilf, I reused the mig wired heads and hope to run it to 22psi. Not saying that Metal HG is wrong, but mig wired/ copper ringed is an option

I have a theory that bears some thinking about. Myra Hindley, scheduled for release and causes a public outcry. Few months later she dies, no big shout about burial/ cremation etc Is it beyond the realms of possibility that the liberal do-gooders who run our criminal justice system faked her death and released her to a new life? Think about it, if you saw he in the street, would you truly recognise her? and if you did, your thoughts would probably run along the lines of " fooking hell she looks like MH (but she died so it cant be)"

Ive got an eprom burner/ emulator, but its going on ebay :)

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I had one recently, twice the speed limit and alleged dangerous driving. No video, just a boring class room sesion and a day an a half arguing with the woman "instructor" about all the tosh she was talking, to the point that the threatened to ban me from the course. Its all ten to two, two second gap and 28 in a thirty (in top gear so as not to strain the engine). I have never bitten my tongue so hard in my life.

A truck gives you the horn? you sick puppy :x:

Wet bike is definately the way forward, had a great time up the road on one, fast nimble and if you can ride a bike you can rattle them :)

An xl black polo, and a maroon xl polo too bud :)

As someone who is not a lover of sport, the olympics doesnt bother me. What does bother me is the bunch of tosspots we have in charge in this country couldnt run a bath much less the olympics. I can see the positive side, and the negative, but dont think either will be as "large" as people make out. I just hope the muppets can contain themselves long enough to not make the british look like cnuts in front of the world

I had mine on a rolling road, the thread seems to have disappeared but it was 235 rwbhp.

I like "How much to register?" "£135" "How much to buy it registered?" "£3995" "How much for cash" "£2800" Seems like a sharp boy.lol

leigh, if your looking for some nitrous bits, give me a shout, have some in my gargae looking for a home.

glad to hear things are going well bud. Like the message :)

Karlos, although you have had the air con compressor removed, I think youll find you still have the box behind the dash :)

looking good bud :)

and yes you can weld some scrap metal in to seal the holes

Depending on how low your car is, and how high the kirbstones are round your way, you could park one side of the car up on the kird and that should give you enough room :)

yes, you do, a couple of the lower bolts on the water pump are hidden by the lower cover

Id say no, get underneath, not a difficult job, more fiddly than anything, buyt you would need hands like gollum to get to it from the top :)