Hairsy

No, you've gotit all wrong. That should be ... Im going to the local spam place after work. Ordering a 12 inch deep pan spam pizza with a small box of spam meat and a tub of spam gravy.. And a 9 inch spam and spam with spam and a tin of spam :D Then watching Great Britons - SPAM. YUMM!

Only one word .... S P A M !

Click on their heads http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. That's about how much I can add to this one.

Hey Mass Man, Please forgive me for not finding it too insulting being told I'm sad by you !

I appear to like black sex. Anyone know what that is ?

If you weighed that little then you'd need slick trainers and traction control to get anywhere.

"He said if it had bitten a child's face this time, what would it do next?" I wonder what he had in mind ... Steal a car ? Supply Iraq with arms ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2415095.stm

Thanks for the suggestion but I don't have "system tools" there. I guess someone might have played with the build. I've found memory by right clicking on My Computer but not the other info. Thanks

Hi Techies, Is there a way from within NT that I can find the processor type (e.g. Pentium II), the processor speed, and the amount of RAM ? Cheers Dave

It wasn't the scam I found funny so much as the guy's replies and the email exchange that went on - it's worth the 15 mins it takes to read through all the mails on that site ...

I use Freeserve which is via BT. £29.99 per month, 24 hour, can use phone line at the same time, faultless since connected in early June. I suspect that all of the ones through BT are the same though so I shouldn't worry about which ISP you use.

Worth a read - had me in stitches ! http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=422

Bob, Is the one you're trying to play a VCD on a CDR ? My car player will play VCDs but only 'official' ones. If I create them with my CD writer then they won't play. Which is a right pain. It might be that your player is OK with the VCD format but not with the way it was burnt onto the CD. Does your PS2 play them ? I was thinking that may be a way to play them in the car. Dave

Fonk me - that's one serious slug. Forget your cabbages - you're gonna lose your garden shed to that one.

I got mine from Elite in Essex. Don't recall price but similar to the Nissan quote you've got above.

Beautifully put !

Jeff, I had the same sorts of experiences when I first used Zonealarm. It didn't take long for me to switch off notifications. Been using my latest install about 2 months and I've just checked and it's blocked 6935 hits ! Dave

Is that a hook in my upper lip ?

Only if you spell it the heavy way

I'm having spaghetti bolognaise for dinner tonight. I doubt anyone gives a toss but I thought I'd post it anyway.

Oh alright, just to avoid disappointment ... Sold mine 2 years ago. And it had a private plate. And before then it was on a G plate. So not me.

I'll be there - probably Saturday.

Anything you've got would be great - cheers.