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WTF is that? :eek::eek: Don't tell me ... *that* was what was in James's mystery box. Sick man. And for your information, Monsieur Crevette, I wouldn't be "in" anything that James was likely to be :D:D Still, live and let live, that's my motto! :D

So it's true what James said then, Pete? You have been stalking him!!! :D:D:D The forum's most famous gay romance continues ...

LOL - I couldn't agree more .. and where has the mysterious Mycroft/Satan/Lucifer/Devil bloke gone .. there's nothing like a really good pointless argument. Did you know he could drive you to the brink of suicide/death-threats, just by his cutting wit .. now that was funny! :D Keep it coming! CheerZ, JB :D

ROFLMAO! :rofl: :rofl: My hat is off to you Adam, absolute class :D:D And whilst there are a few tempting choices, I too admire the "trebuchet" option above the others ... There's something about getting all medieval .. ;)

You Git Jimbo .. I was mid-way through my lunch then .. urghh!:( :( BTW, does this strange creature appear in your fantasies? Did you psp it up for a "quiet" moment on your tod? :D:D:D Shame on you! :rofl:

There's a good Pork :) ... avoid the difficult question and repeat the same tired line... ;) As both Stuart and I pointed out (and you ignored) the only porkers worth having also share the 6 cylinder twin hairdryer configuration. What do you have to say to that - can't you afford a full compliment of power? :D Can't understand why you want to come here and embarass yourself so regularly. :rolleyes:

Chris, Of course - it's always nice to have more choice .. at the moment we've got Japanese Performance and Banzai, I guess, and they're both OK - but I'd like to see another magazine, perhaps with more detailed articles. Often, I think the articles in JP are pretty superficial, especially when it talks about mods. Also, it would be nice to see a magazine that linked up better with the web - perhaps with the ability to see additional pictures that didn't make the magazine, and chat to the guys involved. BTW, are you thinking about making this Jap only, or general? CheerZ, JB.

Typical! It went fine when you took me out in it!! :) Definitely not safety-boost .. Stuart, surely we'd have seen the daig code if there was a problem with det sensor, doesn't the ECU store the code 'til you check it? CheerZ, JB.

Just as an aside ... James, will you be publishing a book of your finest jokes? In all the usual bookshops, ready for Chrimbo? "Jimbos' Jokes: a collection of camp funnies from the 300zx forum" A sure fire winner! :D (think of the pink pound mate)

PMSL :rofl: Was that fire caused by a lightning strike from that nasty low cloud? Real shame that on a day which looked otherwise fine ;):)

Surely, you mean "first *plaice*"? :D;)

I see you've taken my advice and edited your post to reveal your true colours!! My hat's off for your honesty, but perhaps you'd better change your username to "Pram924"? Personally, I admire honesty, but can't help thinking you've made a twat of yourself here! ;)

Pork, you immature and tedious tosser, do you go round all the Jap car sites posting this kind of worthless twoddle, or is it just reserved for us? Seems to me that the reason you're stuck with a lard-ass reject from the late 70's is cos you can't afford a proper porker, where I think you'll find the only one worth having has 6 cylinders complete with twin hairdryers too ... :D Run along now, would you?

Nothing would surprise me less ... miserable old bag the queen is ... don't get me wrong I'm not a Republican, but she *is* a miserable old cow, for sure! :D

Unless I'm very much mistaken that was SE, wasn't it ... It was just next to their bar, sorry desk! ;)

NIPPON, Perhaps you could be a little more specific with your question ... :) I mean, They are generally quite dear to insure, but on the right policy, you can work round this ... I'm sure it's the same with a Supra. They use a lot of petrol if you drive them hard, not so much if you're a little more careful :( ... as above. They can be serviced relatively cheaply (not by a main dealer), but by a specialist, or by your goodself on the whole ... ditto again, no doubt. Things like tyres etc cost quite a bit ... parts are dear-ish and modding can cost you a packet, but it's fun!! :D:D - all ditto with a Supra, I guess. Get my drift? It's difficult to generalise, but then I guess no supercar's gonna be bargain basement, is it? If you ask more specific questions then I'm sure people will help. CheerZ, JB.

How many queen mums have we got FFS? ;):) Or, is this a homphobic thing, dude? :D;)

Poor old "courties" not only do they have to wait on them hand and foot, they have to pay for the privelege too ... that sucks. BTW, you're a treasonous git Andy and should be strung up by your revolutionary testicles! :D:D Long live the queen!!!

Well, how kind Arthur! :D They're Kosei Snipers - 18's ... If you need to know where to get them then I sugegest that you speak to James 300 - as he's been looking round and these have been one of the 100000000000 on his list so far ;). I happen to think they're one of the patterns that really suits a Z ... :D:D CheerZ, JB.

Tim, Clear your mailbox out a bit mate ... trying to PM you ... :D And when you've typed a long message and it just disappears upon submit .. grrrr! ;) CheerZ, JB.

Nice one Paul ... I bet that was a lot of hard work .. congrats ... SLK will be visiting shortly for your finest attention ;) CheerZ, JB. :D

Hang on, Hang on! Now, remind me who it was who posted moaning about post-whore-ing the other day???? Where's that funny "fishy" thread gone? :confused: However, make sure my tea's nice and strong - one sugar, dash of milk, tea bag left in. Thanks :) CheerZ, JB. :D

LOL fella - what part of "John-Boy" made you think my name was Paul? :D:D I'm pretty sure they added about 5% when I added the Zorst .. what a complete rip-off! :( CheerZ, JB. (John) ;)

Justin, A word of warning about Bell-end Direct ... They will not cover mods beyond exhaust ... When I got this Z, (my old one just had a s/steel zorst) and it had, wait for it, and induction kit :eek: - they said "Sorry Sir, can't insure you anymore" .. Fook! Also, when my last Z was written off by some un-insured scrotes, before I could get the wreck back (many parts to sell) they crushed it. Arse. CheerZ, JB.

Spoil-sport! .. I don't know - some people are sooo ungrateful!! ;);) I'm supposed to be going fishing on Friday, but if the weather's crap and I'm off anyway, I'll take you up there mate - never been and would enjoy a nose around/meet the guys. CheerZ, JB.