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this is a good one, get a girl to stand in front of you with her hands out and her tounge out, ;) touch one hand and ask, "have you had a parrot in this hand"?? :confused: no i bet will be the reply :nelson: so over to the other hand and ask "have you had a budge in this hand"?? :D bewilderd and confused she will answer no :o finnaly point to her tounge and say " well im sure you have had a cock or 2 on there then " :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

here's 10p to call your mum you've pulled !!!

:rofl: SOME GREAT ONES THERE FELLAS :rofl: cant seem to pluck up the courage till im pissed the it comes out all wrong foaming at the mouth :nelson: i'll be trying these at the weekend lets see who's line works :hyper: :hyper:

your father must have been a theif !! he stole the stars and put them in your eyes :hurl: :rofl: :rofl:

ok guys im not the best at chatting up women :headvswal :headvswal so help me out here fellas lets hear what youve got :bow: :bow:

thats great LOL!! will be playing this at work 2nite

well ive gotta go to work graveyard shift LOL!!

i've used part worn tyres they really are like new when i get em no repairs or anything got 4 pirreli pzero assimetrico for £180 deliverd, i know that most part worn companies are really crap and dont care what they sell but yeah im well impressed so far.

hmm use additives with caution buddy, dont forget the 300z engine is'nt like your mondeo engine cearfull what you put in there!!

very true they do deserve it but the law is so messed up that these frigging people have more right than we do ffs, what happend to the cops of the old days where if you steped out of line you would get a good caining with the cat of nine tails!!!

wow can wait to see these v8's on the road guys

pmsl that was great

yep nice guys finish last!!

yeah i play just for fun only in fair weather though LOL!!

fooookin ell im sure he's eaten steve erwin that snake guy LOL!!!

cant live with em cant kill em !!

bugatti veyron and my zed ofcourse LOL!!

yep ive got the lambo light 2, but hey has anyone done a skyline jobbie?? just a thought??

:rofl: :rofl: made me laugh no end :rofl: :rofl:

just one word AWSOME !!!!

i work as a maintenance and operation technician at dinorwig powerstation, the one that is built underground like a big prison LOL!!

awsome interior hellraisor where ya get it from??

:rofl: KING DONG :rofl:

HMM might be on safety boost does the power feel down?? try an ecu diagnostic

when i fitted mine it took a while to line it up with the panels of the car, lots of filler on the wings and the bumper, so make sure its not a rush job as it will stand out like a sore thumb??