Paul C

put the toys back in the pram boys!!

keep telling everyone - he was last seen crossing a drain - poor bugger never made it & is still trying to find his way out of the sewer pipes :(

fookin told you to fit that third pedal when you fitted your manual box!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it could be an internal break in the PTU, usually its on the main feed/earth & the thing packs up altogether. it could be on the output to just 1 coil pack tho. might be worth trying to get hold of one to borrow for a while to test it.

fook off - I bought brand new!!! :nana2:

prob better off phoning Mike @ MJP in our traders section

thanks! :D - been away so long the post counts back & didnt realise!!

yup ;)

almost as daft as my bro's v8 moggie minor!! LOL!

spent all weekend moving & getting bits done but finally in my new house in Canterbury :hyper: feels nice to be in a home of my own again :cool:

Japanese Domestic Market (or yes, import!)

although im not in to footy (bunch of pansy's running around huging each other :nelson: ) I hope they win. My cousin died just before christmas & was the biggest West Ham fan ever! we all grew up around there. It would make him smile wherever he is :)

it uses a *cough* Ford *cough* coil pack ;)

LOL! just read your post on marks thread in the advanced tuning forum :D how much was it? :)

was it PnP or did you have to wire it in bud?

yea, deffo do the rear main. id do (did!) the rear gearbox seal as well as these can leak too

or smithy can supply new RPS clutches. got a RPS sport in mine - very good clutch IMO :)

FYI late turbo cars lost the boost gauge on the dash for some reason

a lot will depend on engine condition, boost pressure, fuel maps etc. there are quite a few variables!

sounds good :cool:

Sydney radio - This is a corker Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." [3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sara: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?" Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sara: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?" Sara: "Well..." DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it? Sara: "Up the ar$e....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break" And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing

best bet is to pop in & see me at work as im there 24/7 it seems! Vikings Canterbury, Merc Garage in Sturry :) sat mornings are the best - tho not this sat as its bank holiday weekend :hyper: :nana2: :duffer: works no is 711112 - ask for Paul Crew

live just outside Ashford at the mo, but moving to Canterbury soon which is where I work :)

where abouts in kent are you bud? you can run wires through the grommet for the bonnet release cable - you will need to drop the o/s/f wheel arch liner down but is a simple route :)

he only wants 400bhp!! at the f/w on a good engine you will achieve around this figure on a stock engine, tubs, injectors! chip, boost increase, induction, exhaust. as basic mods. lightweight f/wheel (if manual), underdrive pulley, decat as a bonus uprated clutch if manual, gearbox if auto im in canterbury if you want a chat bud :)