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Woeeeeee there lad, dont hand over a shedload of cash to a nissan garage, without speaking to someone on here first. 1) they normally work on micras 2) theyre are many places you can take a zed (performance specialists), that know 10 times more than a nelson mandella (nissan main dealer!!) By al means let them look at it (if its free, which i doubt!!) but you'll find lots of people on here who will give you free advice and sell you parts cheaper etc.

Why are there 2 electrical wires going to the bit the seatbelt buckles into on the side of the seat?? I know its not one of those lights that tell you youre not wearing a belt as i never wear mine, but get no lights on the dash:confused:

Ive re installed my stereo and so far it hasnt tripped off like it used to, I think the reason it was doing this was because of a spasticated rear fog setup with the relay for it screwed to the stereo cage (not done by me) but when i try to put it all back together the rear fogs now dont work at all, is it possible to blow a relay??? or have i simply wired something up arse about tit? I really dont want to take the radio out again, bur i must be getting good at it now as i got that funny bit of plastic above the radio to click in place first time!!! And i only lost 1 screw into the abyiss down the side of the seat!!

Oh and by your name i take it yours is silver, if you want to make it faster just paint it red!!:D :D :D

Ok heres the answer to some of your questions before you ask!! 1) Shell Optimax 2)Fully synthetic oil (every 3,000 miles) 3)If your getting over 20 to the gallon youre doing fine Welcome and enjoy!!

If you play it slowly youll notice that in the reflection of the 300 there is a bird shaking her ass!

Crikey, theres more midlands zedders than i thought!!

I think they work on some sort of resistance thing, so if there is a slightly dicky bulbthat may set it off,even though it still works, mine does it whenever i brake, but ive checked all the bulbs and they all work, so i just treat it like an interior brake light!! Mine might have something to do with the rear fog conversion on the brake lights but i really cant be arsed to mess with it and probably end up with no lights!

How the heck can you make a Z lower?? mines stock and it almost drags its belly on the ground:confused: Also are J specs and uk ones the same ride height?? cos i always think the uk ones look higher? (stock for stock that is).

You do meet the odd copper whose a barstard, when i was a boy racer imost of the coppers hated me, but cos i was working in a petrol station after and whilst serving my ban, alot of the coppers showed me a great deal of respect for admitting i'd been a twat and serving my punishment and learning my lesson (well more or less anyway). I did have one problem, (2 years after getting my licence back) with one officer but as F.T says you get the odd bad egg as you do anywhere. I've met F.T (whose not fat:confused: ) and he is a thoroughly nice bloke copper or not. Personally i'd love to be a copper, except for the fact that my driving history has put pay to any chance of that.

Sureley its just as easy if they see your car on the road, on your drive or on the internet!! Anyway, my pic on that site has the old reg which came with the car, no one would ever guess what my plate is!!!LOL:D

I reckon nelsons making himself into he-man, and when he's finished he's gonna track me, warren and anyone else who has upset him and beat them into submission!!!:D :D :D

I think theyre meant to check it on their radios on PNC, then again that things a joke, I very nearly got arrested a full YEAR after getting my licence back as PNC said i was still banned.

Ive never got done for speeding:D Touch wood. However ive had two counts of dangerous driving, 2 x careless and inconsiderate driving, failing to stop, and failing to report an accident and total fines of about £3,000. Ive learnt my lesson now, admit nothing!:D

Pheonix gold is good stuff, i rate it anyway, i had some 6x9's in my blacked out astra when i was 18 and people thought i had a sub in the boot! Now im getting old i listen to radio 2 so loudness dont matter too much.

If you mean the one written at the top in marker pen, thats you Jeff!! Glad i could sort that one out for you!:D

Youve used the correct two keywords, cue a response from nelson very soon!!!:D :D :D

Hate the damn things, its like having a bath with your socks on!!!

Doh!!!

Hey duff, wait till Matt Groening's lawers get their hands on you mate!!:D :D :D

Heres a good money saving tip, these seven words are worth a fortune "Whats the lowest you'll take for it?" If a cars up for £4995 and you say this you'll be suprised just how many mugs will say their rock bottom price, at the very least most say a lower price, thus you have a lower figure to bargain with!! Sounds a bit rude saying it, but it works.;)

Or call the RAC and regardless of whats wrong with your car, they'll sell you a battery!!:D

The drivers survival handbook, biggest load of bollocks ive ever read I nearly wasted £20 on it once but sent it back and got my money back. Streetwise also keep sending out loads of bullshit get rich quick crap too once they get your address.

I was gonna ask what a super AFRaaaaahhh was but didnt want to seem stupid:confused: Anyway thats exactly what i thought it was;) Or maybe an autobox friction reducer

I agree with the Duffster too. My car was exactly the same when i got it had new rear dampers and rebound bushes(i think) and the back end was tight as a yorkshiremans wallet.:D