davido140

thats cool, I want one...

future

cummon you pervs... :ttiwwop:

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indeed, but to be honest, im going to go to prison if I keep the zed, Im regularly hitting 130 as a "crusing speed" on the motorway, zed gets there so easily and handles it so damn well you dont even bloody notice! Handling on me bimmer is properly sorted "out of the box" no fiddling needed although some do lower then and add strut braces I think... No traction control though, A race logic system could be on the christmas list to santa, Apparently they work absolute wonders on an M3...

what you've seen it too? It is a classic in my book! :D

I know what will cheer me up, starting another nuddy women thread, its the summer so lets roll out all your bikini clad women from your vast collections of filth you all keep! :D

just whoring.... :D :headvswal

from the test drive pretty much the same performance as the zed up to 100, didnt get to go any faster but im expecting (and steve-o says the same) that the zed will pretty much leave it standing at higher speeds... LOADED?! lol, nah not at all, busted a gut to buy the m3, will be skint for several months and had to take a payment holiday on the mortgage to pay the bleeding insureance (see other thread!!) it's only cost me 8200 in the end, so quote a bit less than I have spent on the zed over the last year! lol and I stand a chance of getting some (or most) of it back when I come to sell.

tried that and the strokers wouldnt shift, they had me over a barrel really cos they were still miles cheaper than anywhere else.... :( I could just imagine me saying to a customer who wants to buy some new kit, ah yes that will be 10% more expensive, "why?", because you have already bought somthing from us before... I know exactly where they would tell me to stick it...

lmao, Im going to get a MASSIVE M3 keyring, and probably an M-Power T-shirt, hat, and jacket... i.e joey in friends "you look like a porsche has thrown up on you" or in my case a bmw! lol

lol its got your PTU, somebody elses aerial (cant remember who), vinz recircs chucked in the boot, somebody elses bovs installed, its a collection of bits from everybody on the forum! :D

have seen "I jizz on your face" but thats something entirely different.

im a dirty pikey and smoke rollies! :D so it only costs me about £6 a week! large pack of old holborn, some filters and some rizla, plus it keeps me rolling skills up in case I ever need to "be down wid da kidz" and "roll a phat spliff" haha at least during the day anyway, smoke the old marly lights when im out on the town, making a rollie in a club isnt exactly classy! lol

yeah that made me cringe SOOOO much it hurt.... I felt dirty and abused after watching my childhood favorites talking filth like that! :slap:

only one hour of zed ownership left :( kay will be here soon to take her away... can I manage to hit 1000 posts before she goes? :D or will I get banned for posting too much sh1t! :D :tongue:

fueling problem sorted remember I've been getting 20+ mpg recently! :D lol

lol you smoking facist! :D you're right of course... always said I would give up for a good woman! a good enough one hasnt come along just yet, but I live in hope! lol (at least that my excuse and im sticking to it!) funny you should mention the chronic, that may have somthing to do with "my friends" conviction! lol bit of "green fingered" action in the loft...

she did quite like the zed, even though she drives a boxster S!! will defo stick around here and clutter the place up with useless posts! :D (bit like steve-o!! ;) ) :D After picking the boy up from school today with the tops off and getting lots of smiles from the yummy mummies in the car park I will defo be buying another zed at some point, when Im rich and can afford a fleet of fancy cars! :D Im sure kay will look after the old girl, would love to see her on the strip at the pod actually. come on mate, its half six, pack up your crap and get over here to pick her up! im going to sit in the driving seat and cry for an hour now... :D

and to top it off "a friend of mine" was a naughty boy in the past and has a criminal record, has to lie about that with ANY policy cos NOBODY will insure you if you have one... one in four adult males in the country have a record of some sort, WTF is that all about! I hate the insurance game... AAAAAAAND I went to my brokers website over the weekend and got a quote from thier online system, £1310, except I CANT GET THAT FOOKING PRICE because IM NOT A NEW CUSTOMER!!!!! ARRRRGH right royal bunch of ****ers, like that add for the bank/mortgages "new customers only" still have to stick with the strokers cos everywhere I tried was coming out over 2k! :(

Why the fook would they want to know that, answered yes without thinking... asked the broker and he said with some insurers it makes a difference ?!?!?! WTF bloody 1500 sheets fully comp for the M3, bloody rip off. :(