Mike Duffy

"What is de cat?" It's at the front of de exhaust, underneath de car.

D'you know? I've only just found this! I don't even remember typing it! I'm very busy at the moment and hardly come on here, so you can imagine my surprise to find a post from myself that I didn't know about! Anyway, thanks all for the comments. Off out tonight for beers I think, so don't be surprised if you see a post from me later headed, "Yooo guysss! I luvv yuu alll u know! Yur my bestessst frends in the hole world!"

It says I drive a 300ZX. That's ****ing spooky!

Yes boys and girls, I'm pissed again! It would be rude not to be! Went for scan today of baby (10 weeks). Baby's fine and there's only one of them (which please Jane immensely). Anyway, got cute ultrasound picture of mini-Mike but, being in I.T., I can't work a scanner. So, you'll just have to take my word for it, my baby's very cute and very black and white! Checked back for spelling and grammar and doesn't seem as bad as last time, so I'll let this post go as "work-in-progress"! Lots of love "Dad to be" Mike

Where are you going with this Nelson mate? Deja vu...

How come dyslexia's so hard to spell?

Developer in Visual C++, Delphi and COM/DCOM boring stuff.

I've tried Pirelli P-zeros. I've tried Bridgestones. I've tried Yokohamas. The Proxes are easily the best. The Yokohamas the second best. The Pirellis were bloody awful. Anyway, for a change, I'm pissed so what would I know?!

For the last time everyone... Toyo Proxes. Ask anyone who's tried them all.

Get off you! I've seen the way you've been looking at it.

Get off my hat! Anyway it's a crown I'll have you know!

[Edited 'coz still pissed and can't spell or use a computer!]

Morning all! If anyone sees the little guy who's been banging on my head with a mallet all night, then to top it all, shat in my mouth just before I woke up, can you give him a kicking for me? I've just read my rather interesting posts from last night. It would appear to be a case of "the letter I want is on this keyboard somewhere... so I'll just hit all the ones I think are near it and I should get it that way!" Going to go and watch the rugby now and have more beers. As luck would have it, I'm not playing today or next week due to a nasty toe injury I sustained playing two weeks ago. Nasty thing those toe injuries and it's such a shame it coincided with the three weekends when the big international games are on! And condolences to Warren in advance for the stuffing his teams about to get at the hand of the hairy scots!

Ok, let's get one thing straighty, I am very verty pissed! But!!!! I need to know one thing. Is the seed of my loin going to be a Master Pednat or a Miss Pedant,. Vote now!

Oh cvome on!!!! Someone talk to me! I've juast got in and I;m really really pissed! Want to talk to someone and tell them all about mu good nesw!

Hey Hairsy, Gio, Timmy , Warren, Ajay and eveyone else whjo's nive to me (hey inclusing you Nelson mate!!!!P) I'm v v v v happy tonight and just alittle bit pissed 'coz it would appear I;m prggars!!!!! Wayhey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am very ahopopy! Vwery bery haooy! And I appear unabler to see my keyboard! I also appear to hav had some beer!" Just a tad. Not very mucyh at all! Just sufficent to be v v v v v hapopy! Mike is preggars everyone!!!!!

Dear Mras Turbo I;'m very very very very very drunk! I'm having a baby though so you habe to forvie me! Wayhey!

Hello everonye I'd just liiek to share with you all xsome good newas. I'm very 0issed . very very psised. That's not the gopod news. Well it iss. but it's not ht eogood news I wazs going to tell you about. The good news is.... I'm pfegnant! Well not me exactly, but my girlfriend is! Woohoo!!!!! I', jhaving a little baby Mike!!!! Did I nmentiuon I'm a little bnity pissed!"!!!!! Anyway, I'm, v v v v happy coz I'm havin g icckle baby! Love you askkllll!!!!!

Hey boys and girls! I've just got in and I; m a bit pissed!!! Guess what! I've been keeping something from you all! Now if I wasn;t so pissed I wouldn't be telling you this but I really am shit faced! I'm going to be a Dad in about seven and a half months! Woohooy!!!! My girlfriend is preggars and I'm going to be a Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the big question is... am I going to regret telling you ****ers in the morning! And the even bigtger qustionrwt is... am I going to even remmeber?!!! Love you aool.... you're my best frei ds tou are! Woohoo!

Get out of my corner!

You've never had it out with me. Am I doing something wrong? :(

It's a fair point Tim. I think you owe Ajay an apology mate. [edited 'coz I didn't read that you already had! Humble apology from me.]

Think I'll be holding onto this crown for a bit longer...

SIMCWTRDMCL