Ajay

Have you got any photos from the front, Lymon?

....Wings West....

I've got a Series 2 (1992) UK dash speedo cluster instrument thingy* if you're interested. *Technical term, don't knock it. ;)

Yeah, Nick was a laugh - come back Nick! :D

Easy.... :) You just need to send £20 to Craig to subscribe, then you will have free reign to the forums you can't post in and the forums you can't even see yet. :D

:D Hope it's a good one. :D

And at only $85, 0000 a snip! :)

;) That's unusual....a woman coming first.... :p :D ;)

Toodles, then! :D ;) :p

Nah...I'll say it... :D OOOLLLDDDD!!!!!! :D

Bollards, to coin a phrase.... Wonder why mine's gone wrong... Still can't access it now.... But I can log in ok under mice_elf so it's not the PC, Connexion or Software.....

Haven't looked at getting those out yet, tbh - but if you still need them you can have the windows too. :)

*cough* That would be "grammar" then... ;)

Anyone else had problems with this? Left myself logged in last night (I know, I know) but my PC was locked and was still locked this morning. However, tried to log in from home last night and it told me that my password was invalid or my user name did not exist. According to the messages that I received last night, I was still happily logged into Messenger here at work, when my home PC was telling me I or the password, didn't exist. It's now not letting me in at all, obviously. However, the password hasn't been changed in years and I logged into it successfully yesterday.

Neither - as soon as you tip the pencil the other way, it causes a General Protection Fault and then blue screens on you. Only way to fix it is to throw it on the floor and have a hissy fit. :D

As this was first posted on SN, Stuart, it won't reflect current events - like the WAR in Iraq, f'r example. :D :D :D ;)

Gosh! How like ScoobyNet that looks! :rolleyes: And how SIAL! :p What are you doing, Makis, trawling through all the old SN posts? :D :p

Makis, Makis, Makis...... :shakes head: We've moved onto Word 1.2 now - those clicky refillable pencils. :p *Such* thin ice............... :p

I have those rubbers if you're interested.

Run around outside naked until arrested. The police will put you in the Magic Sobering Up Cell which will take its toll, butby morning you will be completely sober and possibly feeling a little delicate. :D

...don't forget dropping the keys, swearing, picking them back up, finding the right key again and THEN unlocking the car! :)

*cough* ;) :D

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ...And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, Hardwork and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullsh1t and a55 kissing will put you over the top!

...stolen from a newsgroup

Ahh...but this was on a field and we were all wearing suits of armour... :D :D After that I smacked 7 months of good for the roses out of them with swords as well, but that question wasn't asked. :D :D