Ajay Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 ...stolen from a newsgroup ______________ If you have a Corsa/Saxo/Loud Stereo/Blue LED windscreen washer jets/furry dice/drive round aimlessly with other similar looking c*nts/blacked out windows/wear a baseball hat/multicoloured paint job/body stripes/tattoos/front spoiler like a snowplough/have neons lights under your car/have neon lights anywhere on your car/women in tow that wear white stilletos/wheels way too wide for the car/wheels way too large diameter for the car/loud exhausts(oops)/exhaust holes the size of a black hole/gravitate towards out of town car parks after dark/leave tyre tread on the road/ race away from traffic lights/ have body kits that serve no purpose/blacked out rear lights/have an IQ similar to your UK shoe size/have an IQ similar to your continental shoe size/ are called darren/kevin/leroy/wayne/kylie/sharon/ Timmy_Turbo etc .....then you deserve to have your car impounded, crushed and a huge fine imposed. ___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Timmy_Turbo Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 Only thing I can see that doesn't apply to me is my name's not in there! ROFL :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajay Posted June 4, 2003 Author Share Posted June 4, 2003 *cough* ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XTT Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 I can't see my name :D:D:D WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :p :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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