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Yeah the best suggestion yet :D Now we would all like Jay K's cars but not if it meant you had to be turned into a ghastly little ponce in a silly hat though surely.... and stella i thought u wanted to be the bloke in the leather cap from the Village People :rofl:

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lets hope the old chaps dont get their steroids and viagra mixed up :rofl:

I always liked audi and bmw because they stuck to traditional mean beefy looking cars like the S4 R6 and M3/5 etc without going for these weird ugly new shapes. But looks like audi are now folowing the masses, think its horrible.

I thought the level crossing bit was very clever. If it was all sensible and serious I would have thought oh here we go blah blah... but making it light hearted and throwing in a graphic smash up actually keeps peoples attention and makes them think. If it was all serious and sensible we certainly wouldnt be talking about it today would we?

you say things like.... "a nice cup of tea" and you realise that cheap car insurance at 25 was just a myth :rofl:

As the creator of the fridge who had never fitted a bodykit or painted before I can tell you this.... I started the project with a small compressor and a gun from machine mart. By the end of the project I had bought a big compressor and borrowed a quality gun (binks bullows) and the origional stuff was in the bin. The cheap gun could not give a big enough fan pattern to do big panels keeping the whole panel 'wet' it was like painting it in stripes with an aerosol. Also a small compressor cant keep up and you end up standing waiting for it to build up enough pressure half way through painting something. If its only small parts your painting you might get away with the kit you have if your patient and just build it up in gentle coats.

You look at tasty birds out with their mums and your not sure which one you would like to shag first :rofl:

The problem with stock is that its just the same as all the others stock ones and thats boring. nobody can say that the tweed interior, bottle cap wheels and pea shooter exhausts cant be improved.

and the tweed interior

Manufacturers are limited by reliability and cost, they want to make the cars reliable so if they ran them at 15psi from standard then better clutches etc etc would all have to be fitted, for its age it was well advanced when it came out, remember in 1990 16" wheels were massive. In fact the stock wheels are the only crap thing about a standard Z.

Actually it can be picked off with your teeth.....but dont ask me to help ya :rofl:

had it on hands and face and it does no damage really, it soon comes off, all the hospital will do is try and use some warm soapy water so do it yourself and save the shame of some dodgy doctors and nurses having a laugh at your expense LOL.

yuk hope you stamped on it lol

was there not a disk out a while back called the UK info disk or something that caused a stir because you could do a reverse search and find someones address? Trouble with telling the cops is they wont tell you who it was so you will always be left wondering. See if you can find a BT engineer who might find it out for you for a few quid.

I think chris runs 285 on his rears, the alternative is just stop hitting the bloody kerbs :rofl:

TLA = Teapots Licky Arses :rofl: :rofl:

I beleive this is what he was banned for, approaching people to tout his business when he was not an official trader. Glad to see he still does it, all this does is justify his lifetime ban bwahahah..

like that guy on hitchikers guide to the galaxy.

OK i admit it ....its me :rofl:

A Pearl knecklace would suit her better and I have just the thing...:rofl:

There is no bands booked as yet according to the organisers so how do you know it is going to be good LOL :rofl:

and if your a puff then that could mean another word....."Arse" :rofl:

Its nothing to do with spelling, grammar or typing. Its using a totally different word in the wrong place. If you use brought instead of bought then you might as well use the word cat indstead of dog.

worth watchin just to see that mk3 cortina sliding round the corners LOL