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Is she a member of a union. These days nobody should work without being a member because employers will screw you over as soon as look at you, I would try the citizens advice bureau first its free.

well most guys would shag a ninety odd year old woman for several million quid. And a few of us would do it for nowt....wouldnt they chris :rofl:

gods sake stella, i know your not the sharpest tool in the shed but you cant be that crap with computers surely, :rofl:

Its funny when people say she conned and took advantage of the old bloke but Howard J Marshall did not become a billionaire oil baron by being stupid, he couldnt exactly spend it on skiing holidays and fast cars could he. I reakon he knew exactly what he was doing when he was playing with that massive set of knockers in his final years LOL :rofl: better than leaving it to the cats home ..

any creepy crawly that comes into my house goes the same way....up the hoover tube. Kim did mac once give you a matchbox with a spider in to open or was that someone else.

is that engine actually running, i thought they were just parked next to some roadworks LOL

i remember when mk2 escorts used to change hands for £100, now if you have a 2 door model its worth 2k+ depending on condition.

and you get to eat, drink and party at JAE into the early hours of the morning, long long after the supra, mitsi, scooby wimps have retired with a mug of cocoa. :rofl:

Chris has found the problem, apparently a jar of vasaline has spilled in the centre console which dripped down onto the gearbox and got onto the clutch surface making everything all well lubed up :rofl:

thats a suprise, ive got a set for my mk1 escort, they are really popular with classic ford owners. He probably thinks that he can fob the lad off because he is from the states and might not bother to follow it up.

noooooo its january all year this year :rofl:

wheres that one of the mammoth arse sprawled over chrisC's bonnet? im sure mac will have it somewhere :rofl:

My MK 1 escort project is getting them, anything 1973 or older can have them. Same goes for musical airhorns and yes i can see a set of La Cuccarachas on the horizon ;)

Yes a self inflicted one

Ohhh mr Rigsby, bring me 20 embassy and your sister for the night LOL

New name for Stella.... Mr Rigsby :rofl: I bet half of you dont even know who he was lol

And now its more tommy cooper than tom cruise :rofl: :rofl:

Its simple, the scriptwriters just spend a week in Sunderland and they have enough ideas for a whole series. :rofl:

Should have got yourself in there mate. her mother might have been worth one as well :rofl:

This is my fave turn up your speakers and listen to this baby sing ;) http://videos.streetfire.net/search/mustang+dyno/5/a08d0b73-3e76-4e94-b9f1-8b09ccff7728.htm

Stella just called round here and didnt know about his car being posted up so it was my pleasure...err i mean my duty to show him :rofl:

Make sure you do something that can also be used outside the forces, if you are too specialised in the technology of say dropping bombs on people its all good fun but not much use to you in the job market when you leave. This is the advice an ex RAF engineer gave to some of my sixth form students, i suppose it makes sense..

Lovely car, what type are the wheels ?

Well said Andy and Steve, the truth is if Jeff had shown the same level of interest in sorting out the mountain of complaints Mac received about him, then he would probably still be on this board. And no im not talking about rumours im talking about what I actually saw when I was assisting Mac in his TLO duties a long time ago. For a long time jeffs buddies scream murder if anyone dares to say negative things about him but those people think its ok to drop his name and big him up on here whenever they get the chance. This is a generous offer but IMO it is all for the benefit of impressing the newbies and drumming up trade, people should just get used to the fact he will never be back here and if they want to have a little fan club going where they can pat each other on the back then go do it some place else...

ive heard you needed a bit extra width chris, glad u got it now. no hurry to return them stella , im pissed up and probably wont surface till after lunchtime tomorrow anyway...