paulg

Were you born a total cock or did u get lessons from takemetothepub

Someone came up to me, planted a kiss on me and bared their chest in the pub tonight.... .. . . . . . . . . . . . pity it was Stella but im thankfull he kept his arse under wraps (but only just mind ) :rofl: :rofl:

Well anyone wanting to put some time into this club and make it a bit more open, give members a say in where their own money is spent would get my vote...Get campaigning , but you might have to set up your own (non modded)website to do it on LOL :rofl:

Yeah good idea LOL spoil it for everyone

Oi debbie harry is still well worth one ...

God is talking to jesus as he creates the world, he says "My son I am creating everything with balance, for all goods there will be bads, for all positives there will be negative" He points down to earth and says "Take this City I am making its called Sunderland, these people will be recognised all over the world, they will have a majestic city of fine archiatecture, they will build the best ships in the world, mine our coal. They will brew the finest beers and produce soccer legends and some of the greatest entertainers. These people will be fantastic engineers and builders and have a great history and traditions known all over the world." "Bloody hell" says Jesus..."but thats all fantastic stuff so where is the balance?" "Wait a minute" says god "I havnt told you about Newcastle yet" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I must live in the alternate reality then cos i know that guy :rofl::rofl:

remind u of a certain someone from the back lane at the taxi rank in chester does it bud :rofl: dont worry im saying nowt...

You can touch mine.....it weighs 12 pounds :rofl:

my god u didnt take is somewhere silly like halfords or a main dealer did u?

Genuine police people??? your having a laugh LOL.

The fridge is back and better than ever , taxed and tested today, i will try and make it. I will bring the towrope to get you up sutton bank Steve ;) ..

i love nsx's but i honestly think he has ruined it..

if u want smooth get the tailgate skin, it really finishes it off nice unlike that dreadfull piece of plastic nissan used to cover up the spoiler holes.

C64....dont you mean Vic 20 with a RAM pack LOL. I remember saying that in the school yard to wind people up, the rivalry between computer owners back then LOL. Bottom of the food chain was the ZX81 and we used to think people were posh if they had a BBC micro although I never wanted one cos you couldnt get manic miner or jetpac for it :rofl:

The stupidist thing is the "guess what happened / guess what i got today?" type threads. then people that keep them going with equally stupid comments, too much of that crap, and as for t-pot, good riddance to bad rubbish and all you double agents that go running to him every time he's mentioned on here, why dont u go join him permanent and swell their regular members to 7 bwahahha.

mix religion and americans and see what u get LOL :rofl:

happy birthday mate..

Im up for it...gonna bring my blunderbuss, you will be picking nuts n bolts out of your arses for weeks :rofl: put me down

Yeah if Macs going, Im gonna bring him down big style baby :rofl:

Of course you hadn't, your from Sunderland :rofl: :rofl:

Wonder if the saddo's that payed 800 quid for an imported one feel a little silly now you can get em for £425 LOL :rofl:

I think its time we started with the good old paint shops again :rofl:

Could you be the stupidest person ever in the history of the forum, they earn some of the biggest sallaries in the premier league.

I remember the cack handed kids who were so useless in PE at school they were just told to go and walk round the school field or something. Thats how people grow up to hate football, its a deep psychological scar cos you were useless as a kid :rofl: