DaveMac

Yes but there was a dog too :D

I've heard some shocking stories about MRI scanners. The best one was a doctor who left a pair of scissors lying around, when the scanner was powered up, they flew towards the scanner and almost stabbed the patient :x:

My Deck has started to go green.

When I heard that Rooney probably wouldn't make the squad due to injury I was relieved and said to the Missus "He's too hot-headed and would be a liability anyway". It was just a matter of time and all it took was a prize w@nker like Ronaldo to egg him on. The only winner at the end of the day is Sven, £4M per annum and England score just one penalty. Portugal won by scoring only as many as England did against them last time. Lampard seems to have had a nightmare tournament, doesn't do too badly for Chelsea though :rofl:. Cheer up guyz, at least Argentina are out and Portugal will get their arses kicked soon :D

He obviously wasn't paying any attention whatever speed he was doing. If I'm approaching a junction which is even slightly obscured, I'll slow down to a point where I KNOW I can stop should anyone start to pull out, people who don't slow down don't give a FOOK about other road users and think they are perfect drivers IMO. I've avoided these types of incidents time and time again just by opening my fookin eyes FFS!! If I ever see him pulling out in that C3, I'll floor it :rofl:

Can I have it for my Stingray :bow:

Or in my case:- I have to buy shite clothes as the Missus squanders the rest of my money!

Don't let it get too low mate, I've seen too many Manwells and Autos fail due to low fluid levels.

Look on the bright side, at least you improved the look of that C3 :hurl: :hurl: :hurl:

I caught a few on camera, they're on tape at the mo but I'll post them up as soon as I get a mo.

It's on Artistix, takes a while to load cause it's 30Mb :D

http://www.bangor.ac.uk/~pss048/Jetcar.mpg :bow:

I second that :cool: , takes me back. Are there any more sites like this for 60s/70s music??

Not sure eggsactly why he jumped though!

But why would a woman prefer a zucchini over a black prince or a rabbit. Is it because she can eat it afterwards :confused:

Gutted to hear about this, the fookers want shooting. Could you not claim then shop around for insurance? You're bound to find a lower quote than the one from your existing insurers.

I hope my daughter turns out like yours :bow:

I wanted to do this to my old boss who drove a 3-series BMW, he p1ssed off everyone north of Birmingham who worked with us in the Northwest. He finally got fired but only after half the workforce left :xxx: Would have been easy back then to get plates made up but not easy to hire a brand-new 3-series the same colour/model!

Even cash on collection can seem a bit dodgy. I recently handed over a large wad of US dollars for my car. I was expecting the seller to produce a gun when we were counting the money over the boot of an old Mustang in a seedy underground car park in Queens FFS :rofl:. I'm glad to say it's finally made it here. Hope he produces it for you tomorrow mate, don't forget the gun :D .

Can't beat a bit of old fashioned discipline to teach them a lesson, it's the ONLY thing that will ever stop these tossers. This is what they've been missing all their sad little lives. :cool: :cool:

I appreciate that most of you will have seen this on the news but the more people that are on the lookout for this coont, the better. A 3/4 year old girl was bundled into the back of a green or blue Hyundai Lantra Estate last Wednesday in Swansea and this car still hasn't been found. Reportedly last seen in London on Friday.

What about the Plymouth Superbird? Finally got my '69 Stingray back from NY yesterday :hyper: , fook it's loud, reckon I'll have to bin the hooker side pipes or I'll get a section 59.

Sun strip with "Dave 'n' Julie" and a 10ft "whip" antenna would be better.

Cheers Iain, not heard owt yet.

I broke mine in 2003 and I've still got bits for sale now LOL! You'll get hassle of the missus for having bits everywhere then. Please - DON'T BREAK IT.