Everything posted by jonce
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
I think its racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rant: NOT!! Fookin funny! Made me giggle LOL :D
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*****tyre Warning********
:x: Lets please not start the English this, Scottish that!!! The reason people are commenting about the tyres is just purely down to safety and having not just respect for yourself but to others aswell. The answer "i was testing my driving skills sir" wouldn't go down very well in a court after you have slid round a corner killing a kiddy :eek:
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*****tyre Warning********
:shock: :shock: :shock: I've heard of slicks but..................... buddy, remember that your tyres are your lifeline. We all at somtime let our tread get a little near to the limit for different reasons but knowing that they are that bad is an accident waiting to happen. Love life, love your tyres ;)
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Still lunatic PMSL
I used mine as a daily driver when i first got it and it just became the normal workings of life. Then i got another car and got the opporunity to use the Zed as a weekend car. Thats when you relise how different the car really is. Its so true about smiling :D
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Leaving Run!
:hurl: Must still be out of it at the mo LOL
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Now thats a big engine LOL
http://tokyo.cars.msn.co.uk/67/news/view_200.htm
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2005 Christmas Raffle
You got PM bud ;)
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Who got trick or treated last night FFS
Buddy i said FFS why us?? No one else had a pumpkin outside there house except me and im the one that got done over. Next year i wont bother and i'll just keep sticking dog sh#t on the path so everyone treads in it b4 they get to the door LOL At least we all know never to come to your house bud :eek:
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Think your Z's fast do yer....
Ner, a mear sunday driver LOL
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Snake Vs Electric Fence (Big pics, sorry 56k)
matey, thats fooooooooooooookin scarey :shock: :shock:
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Arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Soz to hear of this buddy. Its like anything nowerdays. All they say is 'blame the parents!!!'. It's not just that, its the fact of there is no discipline or punishment in this country anymore. None in schooling ,policing and its fround at to smack your OWN kid. For eg, there is the debate about banning drinking on public transport and then the debate about 24 hour drinking. I think its not the alcohol thats causing the problem, its the fact of people knowing that there is no deterent to stop any sort of bad behavioir in UK. As ive said before. Here in Germany you can drink all day and night, get pissed and know what side of the line you stand, but if you cross it get ready for the shat to hit the fan with the police. They hit first, ask after!! Sounds sh#t but it works. Thats the only language that everyone knows around the globe!! :rant: :rant: :mac1: As the saying goes" you can't teach a dog new tricks!" Nanny state Blair FFS. He is quick enough to take on the noncy Euro rules for sh#t ways in screwing us but why not the harder disciplinary rules that are in place in alot of Europe and that would protect us?! Rant finished
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Who got trick or treated last night FFS
Well, there i was on my first outing around the estate with my little un being the good father, going trick and treating. Calling at doors for chock bars with people looking back at my little boy in his skeleton suit saying "arrr, go on choose somthing etc......." , knowing they wont get tricked as a 4 year old ain't capable of doing anything. Well, guess who got home to find that some little bazzards had painted all over my front window and doors of the house. Why me??? No other 'fooker' got it FFS :rant: All the cars down the street got it aswell. I was expecting a Turd through the letter box LOL. Must be the Johno luck again. Anyone else got done over last night :headvswal
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how may subscribed members acually use the forums
I put my pennies worth in when i can get on. Being out here 'alone, sad , frightened.............sniff, sniff . It just get frustrating as the time difference fooks it up for me.
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Not much to report..........
Manta bud, that is looking soooooooooooooooooo good buddy!! I want one!!!. Looks that good you could eat it! (well, i couldn't really LOL)
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Mac's INCREDIBLE car
The likeness is so close . Fookin funny !!!
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High pitch noise
It's that bird you got locked up in the boot LOL Soz mate, not to sure. Im pos somone will know!!
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North East Dyno Day ~ Results
Looks like you had a great day!! Wish i was there FFS :( :( Good results guys and good to see the NE lads leading the way with the meets :hyper:
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FOA Mac1
FFS!!!! missed another outing :rant: :rant: :rant:
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Hid Buy
MMMMM, another group buy would be good. After christmas though!! The wife would batter me LOL :mac1:
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Clubs Ugly duckling is now a swan
Matey,looks good buddy. That front looks the nuts mate. I dont like it usually but in that colour and style you have pulled it off excellent!!! Top marks matey :hyper: ;)
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bad smell
If it was fuel, you would smell petrol and not burning bud. Ive just been giving mine the boot up and down the runway on camp and ive just had the same prob :rant: I looked under the bonnet and seen a small puff of smoke from the passenger side rear of the engine FFS :headvswal . Was playing with the boost controller and tooooooooooooo much pressure me thinks!!! FFS AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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whats a code 33?
as clarkey said in the other thread, have the two plugs been disconnected ? How long has the controler been on. Have you just put it on bud?
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whats a code 33?
Mate im not to sure of this but i believe that once a boost controler is fitted, it will over run any safety boost. Suppose i will be proved wrong in a min LOL
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whats a code 33?
No matey, its not a lambard sensor. There are two of them, one either side of the plenium. That itself wouldn't put you in safety boost. Does your car smoke alot on tickover because thats usualy the first sign of them failing. Its not to expensive to change.
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whats a code 33?
look here matey ;) o2 sensor bud :headvswal http://www.ttzd.com/tech/diagnostictech.html