Craig David

It's been around for a few years in one form or another. I called them when I worked for a major motoring magazine and asked if we could test it. They just ignored me. It's probably *****cks and the best it'll do is get you done for 'attempting to pervert the course of justice' or something.

Christ, the old faces are popping out of the woodwork today!

I've worked out what it is and am on to 'teabagging' now. :shock: :hyper:

My little sister who is here says they are 'rimming'. I have to say I don't know what that means though. Maybe I'll google it.

I'm on Faceparty as SpankyTeenBiNurse. Obviously not with my pic (I've borrowed one from someone on here ;) )

'Z' on a red background here. ;)

I'm not far from you and I go the The Zen Garage's northern workshop near Skegness. They're excellent. Zed World in Tamworth might be worth considering. And Ryan / Greg's outfit might not be a million miles from you. There might be a specialist in Coalville too??? The chances of you finding a good Zed place very nearby is not high! You generally have to travel a bit.

I hear what you're saying mate and it's a good point. The club / forum should be fun and we wouldn't want to put off people from joining with lots of public aggro. But equally it needs to be democratic and seen to be such too. If there are issues it's ideal if they can be solved in public - just like UK courts are open to the public - no important decisions should be made behind closed doors. It can get a bit much though. As for this / these incidents going on now, I'm not sure what the answer is (partly cos I haven't read all about them!). Perhaps I should be made the king and what I say goes? I think we'd all agree to that and the forum/world would be a better place. Seconded? Yes? Motion carried? Yes? Good. I'll get it added to the AUP (or whatever it's called) then: Rule 15c/ clause 18: 'Craig David is the king and what he says goes'. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A whore broke out over the weekend? Someone show me? Where? :p (That's 'whore' in the conventional sense, not the 'forum whoring' sense). :rofl: :nelson:

I texted their competition to win a 350Z roadster. You sure todays episode couldn't have been made before the car draw Alan? If not, we should get onto the gaming comission (or whoever it is) and have their pants right down.

If you beat her using a hazel branch no thicker than your thumb, it's completely legal. This is the origin of the term 'rule of thumb'. If anyone complains or she goes blabbing to the Police, tell them "Craig David from the internet said it was OK", and you'll be fine then.

I just keep it in there for a cheeky sniff when the lights in the house have gone out.

:rofl: Not that many - just the carb cleaner, brake cleaner, chain cleaner, Hammerite thinners and Lynx Africa.

Less than me I bet! :tongue: I got faaaasands of them. Photographic evidence may be required.

LOL - I'd rather someone broke my car lights than ripped my nuts off!

Clucking Bell! Hot crack pipe to her feet, minimum.

1, Chunk 2, Slick Pete (Sun only) 3, Jacks300zx 4, mr_red (Sun only) 5, will parker 6, The Dark Warrior 7, chrissyp 8, cybernet (Sun only) 9, Z Evo Guy50 (Sun only) 10, The-Shorey (Sun only) 11, PaulR 12, Krsmayo 13, daves_new_ZX (Sunday) 14, JJP + 1 15, Craig David (hopefully)

Either that first bloke on the EXUP is big or it's a 400cc not a 1000!

Unlikely they'd both seize at the same time isn't it? Does the car roll ok in neutral or does it come to a stop quickly?

Here's a couple - there's more in my rides section. It's not a turbo - it's the normally aspirated model. But it is a genuine 1999 car so has a stiffer chassis, updated interior, different front and rear end styling plus other good stuff. It's mint and I had the 60,000 mile / cambelt service done early recently. All servicing has been done with 300ZX specialists.

For £10K you could have my genuine 1999 car. It's metalic midnight purple (the dark one seen on Skylines). It's a N/A 2+2 auto. And it doesn't have a spoiler.

I saw him on TV. He's put ona few pounds and he works in a key-cutting booth in south London somewhere! It seems like just yesterday he was selling his TS50 to buy smack!

Well I never - spot on! Good memory.

And he's on a programme called 'Totaly Frank' on E4+1 now. Good to see he's doing alright for himself.

Could do with a tow bar to move my motocross bike about. I think you guys have 'reard what you see' into those pictures! Puffs!