Craig David

Can you not use eSnipe or something? Have to say I'm curious what it is mate...?

And the big boys are in the butchers. ;)

I couldn't get her to do anything! The frigid witch. Ahhh, how art mirrors life as they say.

AA will cover you. Taking the ferry to Santander or Bilbao cuts France out and makes the journey shorter. I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said: "Surprise me" So I woke up at 4am on her birthday and shouted "Booo!Yer****", in her ear. ;)

Serves him right if he done a runner from a serious accident. He always seemed very arrogant. He's not looking so clever / well / happy in that pic on BBC site.

Don't the Japanese use us a cheap labour? Aren't Nissans made in the UK?

Fair point - gotta love the A8. Discrete but phukoff at the same time.

Laughable hackneyed genre fluff - but a great car chase.

Joke on the kiddy fiddler note (NOT that BB is a nonce - his GF was of legal age and a fox!). What's the best thing about sex with fifty-five year olds? There's fifty of them. Put that in yer book!

LOL - good to have you back among us TT! Where's me piss sack? :rofl:

PMLS :rofl: I like to trawl thought some bush of an evening. It never dowloaded mind - stopped at 40%. Probably a blessing.

I did AS (A-level standard, half the sylabus?) maths in a year when I was 15. Sadly dicovered the hot crack pipe the year after. That mother fukker said: "Don't answer the phone, we got some smoking to do". :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ronco is (IIRC from the Miss Zed thread) a bit of a babe, so maybe this is a pass at her?

PMSL! :rofl: :rofl:

Here's a funny story (ok, I've had a beer cos the wife is away so bear with me...) My mate (not me) was bullied at school by this one lad. Mercilessly. For several years. A couple of years ago my mate sees him walking toward him in the street. It was 10-15 years since they were at school together. My mate has been to the gym and done martial arts. He looks at this bloke as they walk towards each other. The former bully doesn't recognise him. As they reach each other, the bully has no idea who my mate is still. My mate hits him as hard as he can in the face and the bully goes down, in the street. Except he doesn't go down, he almost falls but recovers and stands back up and faces my mate. He still doesn't look like he recognises him. Bully gives my mate a proper kicking! ****ing PMSL when he told me - poor bloke! Don't know if there's a moral to the story - spit in their face then knee them in the nuts as they recoil, I guess! Or keep hitting till they don't get up. :rofl: :rofl:

Think I did it on a bike a few years ago but in bad weather - was quite bleak! Should be great in May. As you say, long straight. Kind of a 'power' circuit. I'd say you'll see 140 on the clock. At a guess! M fave is Almeria in Spain - did that three times in one month for work once.

A dissapointing lack of people answering that they're a girl and still at school (for BantumBunny not me) :tongue: I'm expecting everyone who said they were funny to start a funny thread ;) :nana2: :hyper: :duffer:

I'd like one but shit, they hold their value well. £15K for an old one is really steep. Autos are cheap, mind. Get a 97 or 98 auto for £15k. Not that I have £15K!

PMSL! :rofl:

(Ali G voice) You got caned at school? Wicked man, wicked! (/Ali G voice)

Have Limewire open here so typed 'bush' and 'ivy' into the artist and title boxes. It came up on the download list. If it won't work for you for whatever reason I can email it to you in ten mins or so. PM me an email addy if you want it.

I don't care how much cash Alan Sugar has grasped over the years, he's still a rude little man and he wants to watch it! :rant:

Me too. I thought I'd have the last laugh when I grew up and got a fancy job and loads of cash. It never happened! :rant:

.... very very frightening. Scaramouch, scaramouch, do you do the fandango? Baelzebub has a devil for a side board.

Well...?