edk83

I know a mail order bride, Shes thai, very intellergent and a good laugh

yes, right temp sender plug, clean it up and reset the ecu. If is still the same change the sender

It seems our work is done. I'm off to put my son to bed and get some food. Night all.

I can say horse in German - Clipen clopen grassen munchen! Lesiban in German - Flichen beanen rugun munchen!

women with big hands scare me! they are all bean flicking rug muchers!

You got my vote, as i paying member I would like to see a banned list. Parhaps if it was in plain view it would stop people asking questions and threads like this ever starting.

never seen a lesbain with skinny fingers tho!

As long as its not a vegetable, I'll do, er i mean eat anything!

I like a nice porker! But not spam, i do have some standards you know. Ok maybe not!

Sorry i only eat meat of a fine quality!

gutted!

Bacon, egg, beans and spam? Bacon, spam, beans and spam? Spam, spam beans and spam? Or spam, spam, spam, spam, beans and spam?! I DONT LIKE SPAM!

pmsl? you started already then!

hunnipie your gonna have about 10 of us on your door step in a min at this rate!

oh what the hell I DONT LIKE SPAM!

I was driving to work in my old laguna and a boy racer pushed past in a pug 205 gti at about 90mph. I was thinking, mmm need a fast car, might get one of those. Then i thought some more, nar they are old and will probably fall appart. Just as that thought went through my head the big sunroof they have ripped off and came spinning towards me! I swerved and it exploded in the lane next to me. I had my window down and loads of bits of glass came in the car, couple of cuts on my arm. not happy!

I have a mint 1989 edition of the mag "CAR" with the first 300zx review etc, very nice

Lucy Lu - she was awsome in payback - she can beat me up any time! lol

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Ok heres one. When I was at college a few years back my mate was obsessed with this girl, Tammy. Fair enough she was hot but he had no chance and we all could see it but him! At the time he had only been driving about 6 months and had a mk2 fiesta. We were larking about in the college car park one lunch time and she asked him for a go in his car. Blinded by lust he handed over the keys and forgot to ask her if she could actually drive! We were parked with a car on each side and the drivers door open, I was sat in the back and my mate was in the doorway showing her what does what etc. I was thinking surely this is a bad idea just as she revved it to about 5k rpm and dumped the clutch in reverse! The door was still open with my mate stuck between it and the car next to us! The door dug into the metro next door and folded round, him still hanging onto it! We then go flying across the car park in reverse out of control, she still has her foot firmly planted! I got up and pulled the handbrake, the car stalled and skidded to a stop about 2 inches away from a two week old 7 series belonging to a lecturer! The metro was knackered and the fiesta lost a door! My mate got crushed but was ok. I was laughing my ass off! And the best thing is, he never even shouted at her, she never appologised! We all get burned one way or another!

This is still in very early stages of development but im getting excited already! After the dramas in the wet on donnington this weekend I feel that a wet skid pan session would be a good idea and great fun. I have emailed a few places around the country to see if they would allow me to use my own car etc and I am waiting on them to reply. The main problem is that the wet skid pans are generally very small so you cant go above about 20mph. The large areas are dry and you have to use the cars with the silly trolly wheels on! Even so most places have some rwd bwms we can trash about! I think it will end up costing about £100 each but would be a good day. All who are interested say ai!

get it on ebay mate!

the aa suck, i just use them as a mobile tool set!

melons, coconuts, merackas, jugs, tits (blue), breast (chicken), baps, honkers, pairs, etc etc etc you see where this is going! we used to play a pub game where you had to think of different works for something and if you repeated some1 you had to down a pint etc. Its amazing how any words there are for being sick!

they cant just take your car without your permission mate, barter with them!