General Discussions - 300ZX Related

Don't know where I got this from... may have been this forum ages ago but read it last night again and LOL'd THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday 8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants > > > open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer 10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry 12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained …

"Man who run in front of car get tired" "Man who run behind car get exhausted" "Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do" "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly." "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok" "Man with one chopstick go hungry." "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!" "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house." "Man who…

Chaps, More specifically SteveE and Maceij, because I believe you have Techtoms, (though not Tim because he doesn't have a car!). Having tried out my brand new toy on the drive home today I have noticed two things and I wonder whether it's the same on yours. Firstly, the second Air Flow Meter (AFM2)voltage displays nothing, the first one is OK, I presume this is because there is no second voltage to report ? Secondly, the Intake Temp (ITEMP) reports nothing, this is a little more curious as I thought the ECU had a sensor and would need to know the air temp. Lastly, and this is just an observation, the Techtom speed display in Kph corresponds to my sp…

...wondering if their cars are legitimate...particularly the more expensive cars such as Supra, Skylines and GTO's! JEZ300Z

Ok I give up I know this is weak but I need to know what the shorts you lot use, you know the lol, LNFAO,LMAO etc, etc it must be my age or something I have tried to work em out but there you go any help grateful. I did own a Vauxhall Viva once perhaps that explains it, DOHHH Jeff TT

Just saw this way of putting the ecu into diagnostics: http://www.twinturbo.net/ttnetfaq/FAQpages/ECUdiagnostics.html Also, does the car have to be at normal driving temps to run succesfull diagnostics, The reason I ask is in Henri Le Hir's instructions on how to bypass the detonation senor, he says "As an insufficient engine temperature can trigger a fail safe mode as well, you need to have a warm engine" Is this trhe case?? Vijay

Seeing as Glen has shared some real rib ticklers with us over on another thread, I thought I'd share this one with you guyZ... Q. Why are women like Hurricanes A. They arrive all wet and excited but leave with your house and car Sorry!

Hey guys my new Nishiobo front discs and pads have landed and look well...shiny lets hope they cure the brake judder and shake at 70 mph..will let you know, whats the bedding in milage is 250 or more ..or less? Jeff TT

Mount one of these suckers on your 300z and your away m8t thell not come close to you.

: This is why people in Essex are all (well no comment) : And this is what is going to be happening all day at JAE.

Andy - give me a shout about the exhaust! My home no is 01772 811749 mobile is 07811433995 Cheers matey!

Ajay's car has got heated leather seats, mine hasn't! Matty's has! Shall I continue like this? No! OK! Mine is a 91 UK TT Auto. Ajay's is a 93 Man. TT UK spec. So who else has the luxury of having a warm arse come Winter time then? I thought that Ajays' car was unique as it had been previously owned by some top brass geeZer in Nissan UK. But Mat the Lad is a complete scally, womanising brummy geeZer, and he's got them...LOL! So what's the score here? Tim ;-) P.S. My Capt. Kirk has them, and they still work after 173,000 miles of arse treatment...and they have two settings, rapid and normal...nerrrr!

I recon we should all have little name tags lol bahahahahahahah ooohh hehehehhe then at least we wont all be standing around like tits looking at each other and thinking "this guy looks like a pric" lol just a thaught, i can even make id badges in full colour for free. mail me you pic if you are interested, it should be a laugh

Hi mate hows the car? got it back yet? I have a call in Erdington in at 3:00pm today so if you see a cherry red growler it will be ME!!! Are you going to the show Saturday? Jeff TT Ps I can convert your cruise control if you want.

On the ZX how does the 4 wheel drive system work? Is it constantly on or do you have to switch it on???

Taken at the California/Mexico border I hear (indeed that looks just like it in the background as I was there last week briefly). This is after he was caught...wish I could see how it looked before they ripped it apart. Hey, what's that lump? : :

Hey all, As you are aware by now, I own a lovely '90 ZXTT 2+2, imported from Japan (God I hope it wasn't stolen ...) I've only had it a month or so and am slowly starting to make changes to the beast. At the moment I can hear a really annoying electronic "ding dong" noise coming from somewhere on the transmission tunnel. It starts at exactly 62 mph and fortunately doesn't get louder as speed increases. It is however annoying the sh*t out of me. Incidentally, the cruise control cuts out at speeds above 62 mph. I would like to get the propper speedo face, chip and speed delimeter in the near future and wanted to know if anyone else has experienced this horrible noise. …

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/watchdog/guides_to/gt_carfraud1.shtml This is for us and is designed to get us through this. Dont ignore it as if your Z is (god forbid) stolen and you sell it you could get in trouble. So have a look. I think the second hand market for imports has just fallen through the floor guys. We may well need the equivalent of a HPI check to sell these now. Bugger.

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Finally got 'em up there after being on this forum for over a year now. Shame about the scenery and it had been raining but what the hell, I had just got a new camera. I like to think the night setting is very artistic... LOL! Maybe I'll start a new battle over who has the most unusual Z shot!

Hi mate ! Got the CD (Service Manual) this morning... Will run off 50 copies and bring em to billing - can only make it on Sunday and in a bloody Cavalier grrr Will distribute to a| | Zeders and if I miss anyone who has not already emailed me, then let me know your home addresses and you will all get copies Peace. G|en.

OK you Zedonists, The Glenium Falcon wants to know about your Conquistadors!! Im missing my Zed so much I would love to hear about other cars you lot have lunched! The only merchant worth talking about for myself so far was a Pulsar GTI-R. Was a brute power (me) vs fucking quick launch (him) and the Zed was off into the distance upto a point.. the point being me not wanting to loose my licence on the M271 LOL. So tell all about your motoring contre-temps... Glen.

Hiya all I've finally managed to post my pic's of my new paint job over Let me know what you think, Sorry there so big I still havn't gotten used to this fancy new laptop yet John

91 Jap TT Slight over-weld damage to Bulkhead. apply naseem_hamed@dubai.com