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i know my passenger one works, as it scares the passengers when you pull into a petol station and when the ignition goes off the seatbelt tries to throttle them!!! Dunno about the drivers one as i only wear it in front of the police or at high speed with the roof off!!! Also how many people with jap specs, have injured passengers by opening their door to ask them if they want a drink or something and nearlt crushed them with the belt??

Marky what make are those little spots on the front?? I like them, and I want some!!!!

Looks like youve been studying the wrong notes, Black was a clear second......... ......red is nearly twice as fast!!! And its over 7 times faster than White!!!!

I use winmx, not as much stuff on there as kazaa, but so far as i know theres no spyware.

Its not about how good the colour is, but how fast the colour makes it go......... ..........and I think we all know what the fastest colour is!!! :D :D

Cheers for all the help, have decided that im going to get one on condition rather than model so ill have to see what grabs me out of an XJR6 or an XJ8 as the XJR8 is out of the price range, and if i was to find one for that price it wold have to be buggered!! Cheers Ed for the useful info on the V8, im going to look at a few this week so ill let you know how i get on.

Night vinz. (dont forget to put your curlers in before you go to bed!!! ;) )

Macca doesnt feed on water......... .......he feeds on pies!!!! :tongue: "Ticket to billing lake one way please!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Im not the one with the long hair!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

C'mon macca get it finished. :) Dont forget you promised to do mine next!!! ;)

Well, it looks like i've scared her off, probably just aswell we all know Zeds are FAR TOO POWERFULL for GIRLS!!!!! :tongue:

And i forgot the best one, Carrying a passenger dangerously, gave my mate a tow who was on a pushbike, he was holding onto the passenger door!!!Cost me £50 in court. He was done for "dangerous Cycling" cost him £50 in court too, and to top it off they told him to push his bike home, but instead of doing this my other mate who got banned from driving that day and was pissed decided to ride it to see if they would do him, and when they blue lighted him he kept going, wrong sided a roundabout for good measure. He was done for failing to stop for a police officer and dangerous cycling, cost him about £200 and a couple of hours in the cells!!! Never thought a pushbike could get you in so much sh1t!!!

In my dangerous driving career history, i think ive been done for most of stupidest offences in the book. I got banned twice for 2 danderous drivings, but thats not bad considering i had NIP's for 8 dangerous drivings. Ive also had some of the most stupid non endorsables in history. loads of what were £20 fines for red light to the front (for a knight rider), one for having my seat too far back (i used to have the back of my seat leaning quite far back, but used to sit up and not lean on it), one for driving an unroadworthy vehicle (Y reg cortina painted with a brush and no bumpers, just two fecking great spikes that the bumper bolts onto!). And the stupidest by far (which the CPS actually dropped) was driving on the pavement. I got pulled over by the riot van on a roundabout of all places, so i exited the roundabout and pulled over on the path as the road was double yellows, i also pulled far enogh forward for the police to be able to pull up behind me, and they slapped a £20 fine on me for driving on the pavement.

Is there not an electronic gizmo that makes it retract, and if so surely it has a fuse somewhere.

Right then, the 34 36 etc measurment is the distance around the exterior of the bird with your measuring tape going under the breasticles, not around them. Sort of like wheel sizes, but the rolling radius not the diameter. The letters can be convered with the information below. A = Wombles noses B = Ok but will have to have a small body and a good arse to complete the package C = Getting better now, these should jiggle with a fast walk D = These baby will bounce like 2 kittens in a sack when lowered over water. E = Great!!!.........If theyre not attached to a fat bird!!! Unless youve had over 4 pints then its ok!! Oh god i bet im going to get some sh1t for this!!!

I'll go consult my notes.........

Ive done an extnsive study of boobs (great this internet thing isn't it!!!) and found that they only come in even numbers so she'd have to be poshtotty34 or poshtotty36 And who the hell is bjorks, you make me sound like a tennis player!!

:) :) One sniff of fanny and your all off arent you??!!! :) I'll get straight to the point, what vinz and simax are trying to say is; How big are your tits? :dance: :tongue: Matty will probably be along soon!! :tongue:

I made it to the meet at about 4.30 ......and there was no fooker there!!!

Same as my current one, but mines the single CD. Dave, cant you block that hole with your old radio?

lol, not a busy one either, i was the only one on it!!!

I have a dilema, Ive persuaded my dad to get rid of his faithful rover and treat himself to a Jag as at 64 he needs an auto gearbox. I told him id need £6 to £7k plus his rover so i think i have upto £8.5k to spend, could possibly push him to £10k. Bear in mind that i will get to drive it i want the best, ie fastest!!!, i can find. Ive discovered that the XJR was a supercharged 4.0 V6 untill 1998 when they used the V8 instead. With the budget i have i will struggle to get a 1998 model XJR so may have to settle for the V6, but could manage to get a normal XJ8 but id like the fastest i can find. Does anyone know if the V8 is meant to be alot better than the V6 or would the smart money go with the normal V8? Or maybe if anyone knows the name of a Jag forum, if one exists!!! All help appreciated.

Pulled these out today, they dont make them like they used to.........thank god!!!! Also, that metal plate on the door that the speaker screws into, what is it a mix of titanium, carbon fibre and other hard things, too me about 3 drill bits to get through it.

Ive got 4 wheels but the tyres a bald.

I got 3 points for 39 in a 30 FFS!!! The law is an ass!!!